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7 months ago

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I’d like to fuck that man.😙😙🥺

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9 months ago

I JUST SAW SOME PYRAMID HEAD FANART AND MY GOD!!! I'M DROOLING. I WANT UNSPEAKABLE THINGS DONE TO ME BY PYRAMID HEAD. :D


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9 months ago

I like my men how I like coffee….rolling off my car. beep beep beep


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9 months ago

I’d fuck them too. Show them things that would make them feel pure- just from the amount of unholy activity.

okay bitch go ahead summon the ancient horrors from another dimension ill kiss them


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10 months ago

My ✨sparkle✨ is here!!!! I don’t like it…. 😂😂😂😂🤪🤪🤪🤪


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11 months ago

It’s literally a week till my hysterectomy and I want it done like now.😂😂 I’m actually happy about this…a surgery I’m happy to have.


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1 year ago

My migraines are coming back with a vengeance. I currently have one that makes me feel gross and nauseous.😅 pls help


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1 year ago

I wanna know why I like men older than my dad! I mean c’mon. I just wanna gnaw on them like a chew toy. (I.E Barry Sloane, Thomas Gibson, Shemar Moore, Keanu Reeves to name a few.)


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1 year ago

Oh no, I just want to be fucked silly. Im a literal horn ball right now. Like I saw a guy who looks like John Price and my lord, I wanna fuck him.


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1 year ago

I’m on my period and surprisingly, I’m like a feral cat in heat. like i just want to go fuck my self (literally). I have like this raging urge to just FUCK.


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1 year ago

I’m sad…you know what would fix it? If John Price was railing me.💖💖💖


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1 year ago

If you get this, answer with 3 random facts about yourself and send it to the last 7 blogs in your notifications, anonymously or not! Let's get to know the person behind the blog!

Hi! I'm Kai and here is something about your unhinged bestie: I am a 2003 baby. I have rainbow dyed hair(it pretty faded a bit) I live in the south, Tennessee to be exact (I kinda hate this place).


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1 year ago

Help me! Smells are triggering me to wretch like a cat, noise and all. I wanna gag every time I smell meat. (This is just me being weird, not pregnant. lol)


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1 year ago

I’m absolutely overstimulated…I want to pull my eyes out and throw them and run into the woods.


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1 year ago

I feel so fucking nasty. I absolutely want death.


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1 year ago

I swear to fuckin god if Im starting to get a endo flare up, i’m going to stab myself….My fuckin uterus hurts and I am not mentally stable enough for this bs.


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1 year ago

I’m absolutely feral at the thought of being filled by John Price. Just imagine him plowing into you whispering about how he is going to fill you and getting you pregnant so you’re a mama and he’s a daddy. He holds you in a press and angles you up further so his cum won’t leak out of you.

He’d call you a good girl as you cum around his cock. You will be called such a good mama/mommy. He thinks about you getting round and your tits getting heavy with milk for your little ones. 💖🥺

(Slightly inspired by @chamomiletealeaf I absolutely adore you.🥺🥺💖💖


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1 year ago

I have a nuvaring in rn. I swear this bitch better work or Imma rip out my uterus then Im mailing it to my doctor.

I, also, can kinda feel it in there. It’s an odd ass feeling.


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1 year ago

Ugh, I hate my uterus…I swear being on your period and having endo is horrible. My body hurts and I’m so goddamn bloated.


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1 year ago

Piercings

I'm so tempted to get nipple piercings and poppin' them out to spook my friends. He'd be hotter than two rats fuckin in a wool sock.


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1 year ago

I finally creeped him out enough. (What did him in was talking about babies and how one gave me baby fever.) 😂

There is someone on twitter that thinks it’s okay to start a relationship with me calling him daddy. 😂😂


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