Gagging You With Our Red String Of Fate To Shut You Up For One Fucking Second

Remember, that line of thinking doesnt get you any closer to the cup or the scepter

gives you a thumbs up and sparkle-like effects surround it and i get scared cus it never did that before

brain: slartibartfast

me: huh?

brain: that was a dude from Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy, remember?

me: yeah, what about it?

brain: yeah

commuting to the bit. yeah ill be there in about 40 minutes just keep stalling

I can sense that one of you has turned on me

I heart prey animal rage I love when characters are fucking insane with terror

Had a dream last night that i was a knight and this bigger scarier knight had me on the ground and right before he swung his sword at my neck he said smth like "i mourn the loss of life for the tree who will become your coffin" which shouldnt have turned me on like it did but alas

Sure, boss, I’d still be ya henchman if you was a woim

please be patient with me i am experiencing horrors unknown to you at all times