I Mean Yeah I Guess You Could Make Me Your Blade, What With Me Being An Empty Vessel With No Sense Of

its friday if i see any dissent i will be silencing it

yeah im over it *dies one thousand deaths*

gagging you with our red string of fate to shut you up for one fucking second

Men invented dueling so they could shoot hot loads into eachother

*literally choking with want* nah man it's fine DW about it

mentally taking a drag of my mental cigarette because I don’t smoke but life has been very smokable lately

I wish I had a hairy chest like yours😞😔

don’t worry smooth king, you are hydrodynamic and can easily outmaneuver maritime predators

love when writers are like “this character is SOOOO tormented. they are undiagnosable. no one could possibly understand them. they’re just so disturbed and impossible to label. they’re a mystery. no one will ever quite comprehend what goes on in their mind” whole time the cunts just autistic