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Wufei: How did you even get in here? The door is locked.

Duo: I used the window, or as I like to call it, the Duo door.

Wufei: I truly believe water can solve all of our problems.

Wufei: Weight loss? Drink water.

Wufei: Clear skin? Drink water.

Wufei: Tired of someone? Drown them.

Duo: Who has four toothbrushes, royalty or something?

Hilde: No, that’s for a family.

Duo, starting to choke up: Family? Like, a whole family and their toothbrushes all together? Two slots for the parent toothbrushes and two slots for their kids?

Hilde: Yes.

Duo, close to tears: So the parent toothbrushes can be close to the kid toothbrushes and watch over them and they can all talk about their toothbrush feelings and they can hold their little toothbrush hands when they’re sad and make sure no harm ever comes to their little bristles?

Hilde: …Sure.

One of my biggest problems with Gundam Wing is that this 24 year old dipshit and his 19 year old fuck boi get into a lovers quarrel that starts a fucking interplanetary war and only ends when one of them is killed by a child soldier in space combat.

Relena: What’s going on?

Duo: Heero may have died.

Relena: Heero MAY have died?!

Wufei: We’re still looking into it.

“Who can remember pain once it’s over? All that remains of it is a shadow, not in the mind even, in the flesh. Pain marks you, but too deep to see.” - Margaret Atwood, The Handmaid’s Tale

I am laughing so hard oh my god clickhole

Heero: What is it about being on a plane that makes people go buckwild for ginger ale literally everyone be ordering it?

Wufei: Ginger ale is supposed to help settle your stomach if you’re nauseous so people get it on planes if they get planesick

Duo: Ginger grows in the ground so it keeps you connected to God’s Earth while you’re thousands of feet up in the Heathen Tube

Trowa: It slaps move on next question

Wufei: [doing paperwork]

Duo, upside down in his desk chair: Do you think stars have feelings?

Wufei: We should have just suffocated and died on the Lunar Base.

Zechs should have stayed dead. Few characters have clean hands, but he is among the most egregious due to his order to fire Libra’s canon at the Earth and subsequent attempt to crash it to create a disaster that would kill untold millions of civilians and render the planet uninhabitable. His sacrificial act of replacing Heero in the job of destroying the falling block’s generator loses much of its narrative redemptive power if it doesn’t actually require him to give his life to accomplish it.

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one of the few good things about Zechs surviving is that if he tries to start an argument with literally anyone else, they can just throw back “at least I didn’t try to start the APOCALYPSE” in his face

Zechs STFU you’re a 19-year-old disaster you fuckign wreck of a human being

Unpopular Opinion: Without Quatre the gang wouldn't have been able to function. I know there is a group in the fandom that hates Quatre with a passion, but let's all be real. If he wasn't there I highly doubt Trowa, Duo, Heero, and Wufei could work together. They are all dynamites ready to explode. Quatre was the calm that brought the storm together.

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this isn’t even an unpopular opinion it’s just the cold hard truth

…you know, except for That One Time…

it’s fine it’s fine no one even liked that colony IT’S FINE

Unpopular opinion: despite the horrible characterizastion and stale plot threads, Frozen Tear drops did have some good and interesting ideas and could have added a lot to Wing's mythos if it had been handled better.

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You know what, despite my deep loathing for FT, I think you’re right. There were some things I liked about it, and it probably would have been a good addition to the AC-era series if it had been handled better.

this cat is also valid

infants are so goddamn funny. i was holding my niece today and i just told her “i diagnose you with baby” and she stared at me with the absolute widest eyes like i’d just told her the secret to life itself so i nodded and went “it’s true! you’re just baby” and she stopped for a few seconds, then absolutely YELLED her little head off, very seriously informed me, “ABABABABABAAAAA” and faceplanted into my shoulder, where she promptly began to try to eat my shirt

You may be verified on Twitter, but are you verified in the eyes of God?

Duo as a priest

Rashid: What do we say when someone disagrees with us?

Quatre: That’s homophobic.

Rashid: No.

[aboard Peacemillion]

Wufei: What the hell are you doing?!

Duo, not looking up: I’m building a bomb.

Wufei: On the ship?!

Duo: I was gonna put it in a box.

Wufei: What’s a box gonna do?!

miscellaneous angst starters.

when were you going to tell me?

you can’t keep doing this to yourself.

that’s…a lot of blood.

can you walk?

please don’t lie to me.

you were supposed to leave.

i’m not going anywhere without you.

shh, it’s okay. it was just a dream.

there was nothing more you could have done.

it wasn’t your fault.

this is all my fault.

you aren’t acting like yourself.

i’m never going to let [her/him/them] hurt you again.

you’re hurting me.

don’t ever do that again.

go to hell.

please don’t cry.

you have to stay awake.

i wish i could take the pain away.

you could have died.

hey – stay with me.

it’ll be over soon.

did you ever love me?

i’m sorry. i can’t do this anymore.

things won’t always hurt this bad.

you passed out.

how much have you had?

i’m okay. it’s all fine.

it’s not okay! you’re not fine!

let me get you something for the pain.

it’s nothing. it’s just a bruise.

it’s clearly not nothing.

have you been to the doctor?

i didn’t mean the things i said.

i thought we meant something.

people who are okay don’t act like this.

you don’t have to go through this by yourself.

i don’t want you to be alone.

please don’t regret me.

i heard you crying.

you need to get some rest.

when was the last time you ate something?

i’m worried about you.

did you have another nightmare?

[name], there’s nobody there.

i want to be happy but i don’t think i deserve it.

please talk to me.

why are you mad at me?

alcohol isn’t going to solve your problems.

don’t leave me.

did you do this to yourself?

it’s breaking my heart to see you like this.

tell me what’s wrong.

tell me how to make it better.

why don’t you care?

get the hell away from me.

please don’t do this.

i can’t believe that you lied to me.

just…stay for the night.

you obviously can’t be trusted to take care of yourself, so let me do it for you.

you can’t die. i won’t let you.

just hang on, okay?

hold my hand if you need to.

i’m sorry.

why do you have a gun?

don’t panic.

just breathe.

you’re bleeding.

i’m trying to stop the bleeding.

you’ve been crying, i can tell.

you should have told me sooner.

i wanted to tell you in person.

a phone call would’ve been nice.

i hate you.

i love you.

This is gonna hurt, child plz, I love you but you should know better

Duo: Pretty sure my soulmate is a bag of sour gummy worms. Trowa: I just ate a whole bag of those, no joke. Duo: You piece of fucking shit, that was the love of my life.

Duo: Have you ever just wanted to do normal teenager stuff?

Heero: Like what?

Duo: You know, like going to school dances or committing arson.

Heero: To be fair, we have done one of those things.

[at Preventers HQ]

Duo: *bursts into the room and slams door shut clearly panicked*

Wufei: Oh god what did you do?!

Duo: Nobody died!

Wufei: What kind of answer is that?!

With credit to @afro-elf

Troubled Birds: GW Boys Edition

I am a(n):

⚪ Male

⚪ Female

🔘 Writer

Looking for

⚪ Boyfriend

⚪ Girlfriend

🔘 An incredibly specific word that I can't remember

Duo: [wailing dramatically in a long Victorian dress with a lit candelabra, running down one of the many dimly lit corridors of the gothic side of the Winner Estate at midnight]

Heero, turning on the hall light: We fucking talked about this.

Quatre: Is that my sister’s dress?!

“I’m BI, I’m HOMELESS, I have A GIANT WAR ROBOT, and I’m NEW IN TOWN.”

— Duo, crashing at Hilde’s place

prompts

compilation of prompts by me, and many others to hopefully inspire you♡

cute/fluff:

“I’ll feel much better if you let me walk you home.”

“I wanted to say “I love you” for the first time without stuttering, but that failed.”

“Apparently all our friends have a bet going that we end up together.”

“you make me feel alive. for the first time ever, i feel like i can breathe”

“i fucking love you” “hang up, and tell me this when you’re sober”

“i really want to kiss you right now” “do it then”

“Are you flirting with me?” “You finally noticed?”

“i’ve been falling in love with you since the first day we met”

“Sorry… your hair was in your face… thought I should move it so I could see you better.”

angsty/sad:

“i dont know how to exist in a world without you”

“The worst thing is, that even after all of that, I’m still in love with you.”

“did you at least think of me, when you were having sex with her?”

“no. the moment you saw me as a bet was the moment you fucked up.” 

“If you don’t hug me right now I think I might fall apart.”

“i swear, if you say another word, i’ll leave.”

“that ship has sailed. i’ve had my one great love already”

“Would you just shut up and listen to me for two goddamn seconds?!”

“if i asked you to stay, would you?” 

“i don’t know who you are anymore”

“of course i still love you. but i hate myself for it.”

“We’re not just friends and you fucking know it.”

“i can’t have this argument with you again” “but-” “no. i’m done”

filth:

“Seeing you between my legs is so hot.”

“I may or may not have left some….marks.”

“I think we were a little too loud last night.”

“Really? You wanna have sex….here? Now?”

“the noises you make are incredible”

“You’ve been giving me bedroom eyes for the past half an hour - time to show me what, exactly, was on your mind.”

“we’re just…friends.” “friends don’t do this type of shit!”

“she may be all lollipops and candy bars, but I bet behind closed doors she’s hand cuffs and gags.”

“bite your lip once more, i dare you”

“what you gonna do about it, stud”

“I could just pull your bikini bottoms to the side, no one will notice.”

“god i love your hands” “lets put them to good use then”

“i know you can be louder than that.”

“come on. i want the neighbours to hear you scream”

“do you like that? like being in control?”

funny/miscellaneous:

“Never trust a man whose smile steals the breath right from your lungs.”

“Did you just slap my ass?” / “Actually, I firmly grasped it.” / “Did you just quote Spongebob?”

“I’m not a damsel in distress. i’m a damsel doing damage.”

“You couldn’t handle me even if i came with instructions.”

“where have you been all my life?” “hiding from you”

“shut up with all that soulmate shit”

“I’d punch you, but that’d ruin that pretty little face of yours.”

“sorry, is that supposed to impress me?”

“Maybe you should leave the cooking to me.”

“so it’s a date?” “nope. not a date” 

“it’s because i’m so attractive isn’t it?” “i say this. and i cannot stress this enough. i find you completely repulsive.” 

“alright daddy long legs, next joke please”

credits to some of the accounts whose prompt lists inspired this one: @connorshero, @starman-thorsus-canos-jock, @glitterquadricorn, @calumsendgame, @alloveroliver, @justforshitsandcackles, @whcczes, @hellsdemonictrinity, @poeticparker, @dresupi

Duo: Do you guys blow your food when it’s too hot or do you just hasafashafsas till you can chew it?

Heero: Oh hasafashafsas for sure. I’m no coward.

[at Preventers HQ]

Wufei: I prevented a murder today.

Sally: Really? I’m so glad you’re finally taking to this job! How did you do it?

Wufei, glaring at Zechs: Self control.