Zara: What Would You Do If I Was Murdered?

Zara: What would you do if I was murdered?

Horace: Cry

Zara: Emma, what about you?

Emma: I’d run from the police.

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3 years ago

How do we feel about the fact that Kit and Ty are gonna be the only main tsc protagonists that are actually adults in the clave

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4 years ago

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Matthew: So, I was watching my dog chase its tail for 30 minutes and thought “Wow, animals are easily entertained.”

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3 years ago

Kit: sometimes I talk to myself for no reason

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3 years ago

James and Matthew fighting a demon

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4 years ago

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James:

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