Jordelia - Blog Posts
i've been informed that the gun thing is real popular in the fandom and yeah its great but it's by far surpassed by james literally ripping her dress to pieces to get to her
Hey y’all! Myself and my friend noticed there was a big hole in the TSC fandom - namely, that there isn’t a Discord server for us all to come together and appreciate/freak out over our favourite Shadowhunters.
So we decided to fix it! Here is your official notice of the creation of The Downworld, a place for us to talk theories, go crazy over our beloved ships, worship those characters that maybe don’t get enough love fandom-wide, and of course, appreciate the absolute genius that is Cassandra Clare.
All we ask is that you be kind and respectful to each other, and agree to our server rules that’ll you see when you join. The server is also 18+ only, so unfortunately we won’t be able to allow minors to join.
If you’d be interested in joining, please feel free to reach out to me or @timesconvert and we’ll get the ball rolling - don’t be scared; unlike Jordan, we don’t bite!
THE POWER OF JORDELIA'S HORNY LITERALLY BROKE THE BRACELET I'M
"constantinople"
SCREAMING WRITHING PUKING FROTHING AT THE MOUTH
i have a fucking stroke every time i get a jordelia crumb
JEM PLAYING AT THE JORDELIA WEDDING I'M GONNA OFF MYSELF
"the light of cortana"
NO JAMES
THE LIGHT OF CORDELIA
Look how pretty this is!! 😊
James, be careful. You’re almost drooling. James and Cordelia at the Ruelle.
Perhaps I'm too late to wonder about the reason behind Blackthorns' bluegreen eyes..It must be because of Lucie (blue) + Jesse's (Green) = bluegreen /Blackthorn blue.
Blackthorns got their ocean color eyes from Jucie!
😄LET'S JUST CALL HIM MATH or THE HANDSOME ONE 💗
How cool and amazing Carstairs siblings are. Both saved their beloved ones from Clave's clutches!
Lucky Tom and James.
Previously, Rick Riordan had dedicated Magnus Chase book to Cassie and thanked her for letting him borrow the name.
Now Cassie did this in Chain of Iron book.
I love them
Getting excited while reading a marriage scene in a book.
Chain of Gold
“I see why my waistcoats cannot hold your attention, Fairchild. I’ve been where you are. Wanting what you can’t have will only rip your heart apart.”
-Magnus Bane (Cassandra Clare, CoG)
Did ya guess it?
Chain of Gold.
I completed reading this book. And I'm at loss of words to describe what I'm feeling right now. No doubt it is yet another great work by Cassie.
I loved this book and the merry thieves❤
Oh Cassie has succeeded yet again in breaking our hearts. More than once in the same book.
Aggh It's frustrating as always, after reading the first book of the series..
Totally excited for the next book.
Highly recommended.
And hey, Magnus Bane appears in the book. ;) It seems he'll appear in next two books tooo😍❤
James: *aggressively banging his stele against the desk*
Cordelia: Don’t be mean to the poor thing! How would you like it if I banged you against the desk?
James:
Cordelia:
James: I don’t know the right answer to that question.
James: Aww, you’re so romantic, lighting candles for me
Grace, drawing a pentagram: I’m about to sacrifice you, if you haven’t noticed yet.
Cordelia: He is probably thinking about other girls…
Lucie: You never know what’s going through a guys mind.
[Meanwhile]
James: If you sat on a voodoo doll of yourself would you ever be able to stand up?
Matthew: Holy shit, bro
Pillow Talk
James: Sometimes, Cordelia sleep talks
Cordelia, sleeping: KILL THE BITCH
James: I didn’t say I enjoyed it.
Cordelia, in the background: DIE
James (internally): I won't be awkward today.
Cordelia: Hey.
James: Good, thanks.
James: For the millionth time, Cordelia and I are just friends.
Lucie: *sneezes*
Lucie: Sorry, I'm allergic to bullshit.
Matthew*flinging himself into a chair*: I wanna punch something.
James: Why? What happened?
Matthew: Why can't I just be angry at the world?
James: ...
Matthew: I just saw that rat Alistair.
Kudos to Will and Tessa for naming their child after a fictional character.
Will: So you are saying it was the ducks.
young Lucie: Definitely.
Tessa: Brandishing swords you say?
Lucie: uh huh. Big ones.
Will: I knew those bloodthirsty little beasts would do that.
Tessa: So you didn't exactly break the vase.
James*panicking*: No mama Lucie didn't trip while telling me her story about cruel pince james and broke it!
Lucie*stomping on James feet*: James was the one who called the ducks!! He screamed 'Ducks embrace me as your king!'
Will*laughing and picking Lucie up*: Very Bad cruel prince James I shall toss you out of the house.
So I've never actually heard Champagne Problems cuz I rarely listen to taylor but everyone was screaming about it so I decided to check it out and BRO THE JORDELIA VIBES IT GIVES OFF ARE SO STRONG-
*Anna, Cordelia and Lucie kicking demon ass while Girls Just Want To Have Fun plays in the background*
So u know that one time when Jem punched Will for being an idiot and then went on to make out with Tessa? I can totally picture something like this happening in tlh. Matthew just being completely fed up with James and his feelings for Grace, punching him, and then going to Cordelia and doing something that he will almost definitely regret later