god anna lightwood please let me into your bedroom next
every time anna lightwood is on the page i literally cannot focus on anything else
begging on my hands and knees for anna lightwood
Finally got COG đ€© Think Iâm in love
ehcvjhervcuervcherwvhcukecfkhudvhujfehv huefh- these head cannons! I fucking loved them! Especially the âSex with a ghost oneâ! Like where do you get there fantastic ideas?! Also about the sex with the ghost head cannon I have tried to write it and extend it-
Lucie smiled as she looked at her husband. His Blackthron green eyes reflected the sunlight coming from the window, turning his face a shade paler. He looked beautiful as always, with messy black hair and his enchanting smile. He caught her looking at him and pulled her closer, kissing her lips as he did so. Lucie put her arms around his neck, into his soft raven hair and started ruffling it. He wrapped his arms around her waist and soothingly rubbed her back. She loved it when he did that, it calmed her down, made her feel wanted.Â
âHappy Anniversary, love,â she muttered gently into the kiss. It was their first anniversary, and Lucie being Lucie had even wrote a short story on how she expected it to go. She hoped Jesse hadnât found that story, cause he would have tried his best to finish all of the things on Lucieâs list. Which also included writing âL+Jâ on the moon with gold chains. She really hoped Jesse hadnât done that, and even if he had, how had he done it?
âHappy anniversary, Princess Lucinda,â Jesse said mockingly, but still with his usual warmth of affection. Lucie couldnât help to prevent the blush on her face. She used her willpower to pull back from the kisses and said, âOh thank you, Sir Jethro. What should I do, on this auspicious day, to amuse you, my dear?â
Jesse didnât answer, just pulled her closer again, and showered her with more kisses, moving from her forehead to the bottom of her neck, where she still wore the chain of gold, that used to store Jesseâs last breathe. âJust be there for me,â Jesse said, and kissed the chain of gold, âUntil my last breathe.â
Subconsciously, Lucie reached for his pulse, by placing her hand on his heart. He is still here with you, Luce she comforted herself, still alive, breathing.
While one part of her busy reminding her Jesse was safe, the other part was forming an idea. A very good one indeed. Lucie mentally made a note to visit her parabataiâs brother, Alastair Carstairs.
         * * *
âGood Evening, one and all,â Will Herondale announced, âToday as we all know, we are here for my daughter, Lucieâs first marriage anniversary with Jesse Blackthron!â The audience erupted with applause as Jesse kissed Lucie on the forehead, receiving a stare from Will and James and a kind smile from Tessa and Cordelia.
The audience wasnât a really big one, just the close relatives- the Herondales, the Lightwoods, the Fairchilds, the Carstairs, Grace, Brother Zacharich and Ariande.Â
Jesse felt Lucie move away from him. He scrunched his eyebrows at her. She gave him a comforting smile and winked, âA surprise for you, Sir Jethro,â and she walked away to the stage. She took her place beside Alastair Carstairs, who Jesse hadnât noticed was waiting on the stage with a piano. He couldnât blame himself, the only person he noticed was his Lucie.
âHullo everyone,â Lucie gave a small bow with a wide smile, âSince it is my first anniversary, I am going to perform a song that I myself have written and thanks to Alastair for the help with the piano,â she turned her head in an appreciative gesture towards Alastair, who smiled kindly.Â
âThis oneâs for you, love,â Lucie gestured to Jesse, who blew a fake kiss at her.
Alastair started playing. Lucie followed and started singing, âI'm getting hickeys from my bed bugs,â
Alastair gets nervous like âThis is not what I signed up forâ. Will and James get the questioning look on their face. Meanwhile Lucie ignores all this, not moving her gaze from Jesse she continues,
âI'm getting busy with a bad perfume I'm sticking kisses to a pen drug I'm making friction with a sad vaccuumI'm getting jiggy with a rifle I'll pull the trigger with my eyes closed Hoping to hit you somewhere vital And when I miss, you come and kiss me with a smile,âÂ
At this point, James and Will were moving towards Jesse to kill him but thank the angel for Uncle Gideon and Uncle Gabriel, who held them down.
Then there is a few seconds of Alastair playing the piano and Lucie sings in high pitch, âI'm having sex with a ghost, 'cause he knows I'm alone He's a freak in the sheets, play it cool I'm sleeping with a Sex with a ghost, 'cause he knows I'm alone He's a freak in the sheets, play it cool I'm sleeping with a ghoul,â
Will, James, Gabriel, Gideon and Thomas were mortified while Tessa, Cordelia, Anna, Matthew, Ariadne, Jem and Grace were laughing their asses off. Christopher wasnât really paying attention to the lyrics, he just thought it was nice of Lucie to write a song for her love. Gideon and Gabriel are holding James and Will back to prevent them from strangling their nephew. Jesse had no idea what Lucie was doing, but he definitely knew this was some masterplan of Lucieâs to make her dad and brother kill Jesse.Â
Ignoring all this and looking at Jesse with a smirk, Lucie continued, â The only time I ever see him Is when he's behind me in the mirror Even from a distance I can hear him Try to listen, but his whispers make my ears hurt,â
Will and James finally broke free of the Lightwood brotherâs grip as they lunged towards Jesse and landed on top of him.Â
âThank you,â Lucie bowed and rushed to grab her second best bonnet.
(The song above was âSex with a ghostâ)
As promised, in honour of my birthday here is a master list of all my Lucie and Jesse headcannons.
CHAIN OF IRON SPOILERS AHEAD
DISCLAIMER
If youâve seen the same/similar headcannons to these itâs likely that someone has had the same idea and posted it immediately rather than add it to a list to be posted 2 weeks later. I promise Iâve not copied or stole from anyone, these are all straight from my brain as soon as the thought occurs.
Cannon Time Period
For a long time after Chain of Iron Jesse struggles to sleep because heâs scared of being possessed again and because he gets nightmares of murders.
·When they get to Cornwall Jesse refuses to go outside or open any windows until Lucie wakes up because he doesnât want to see the sun without his light
As soon as he gets the chance Jesse goes to meet his uncles officially. He doesnât ask Grace or Lucie to come because he feels his family is something he must face on his own. There were many tears, many desperate hugs, and many stuttering sobs.
Jesse makes a point to get to know his cousins. He tries to help Christopher with some of his experiments, he lets Anna take him shopping and Thomas helps to teach him Welsh. He asks Cecily and Gabriel if he can babysit Alexander sometimes and Eugenia takes him out for tea while teaching him modern etiquette.
Jesse moves in with Gideon and Sophie and they love and nurture him like his mother never did.
When celebrating her birthday Jesse always gets Lucie something pertaining to writing (new pens, a notebook, typewriter accessories etc.) then takes her some place beautiful so she can write about it in one of her books. He once took her the highest point of Idris where they could look down on Alicante and see Lake Lyn simultaneously; He also took her to an abandoned mansion on the outskirts of London which she thought would be a well-suited environment for a fight scene
At their wedding Jesse gives part of his vows in Welsh both to surprise Lucie and appease Will
 Lucie gifts Jesse his first set of gear and gives him a custom sheath for the Blackthorn sword as an engagement present.
 Lucie gives Cordelia the final instalment of The Beautiful Cordelia for their parabatai ceremony. In the instalment Cordelia discovers that Lord Hawke - her lover sheâs been trying to reunite with this entire time - was actually Cruel Prince James all along, and he may not be as cruel as he seems.
After finishing The Beautiful Cordelia, Lucie begins writing a spinoff novel titled: Princess Lucinda and Her Adventures with Sir Jethro.
When theyâre sleeping/cuddling she rests her head on his chest and her hand on his throat to feel his pulse.
Lucie inherited the Quiet Look and is often found gazing at Jesse from across rooms, much to the disappointment of those trying to have a conversation with her
As we know Alastair can play the piano so I got the idea that for their wedding anniversary or Jesseâs birthday maybe Lucie enlists his help to create the song âSex with a Ghostâ (this song is pretty funny if you imagine Lucie singing it). She writes the lyrics and Alastair does the backing music. The catch is she doesnât actually give him the lyrics, so when the time comes Alastair along with Jesse, Will, James, and Thomas are all mortified while Tessa, Cordelia, Anna, Matthew, Ariadne, and Grace and laughing their asses off. Christopher isnât really paying attention to the lyrics, he just think it was nice of Lucie to write a song for her love. Gideon and Gabriel are holding James and Will back to prevent them from strangling their nephew.
When Tatiania goes off on one of her anti-Herondale/anti-shadowhunter rants, claiming Lucie stole her son and that sheâll have her revenge, Lucie interrupts her by simply knocking her out with a punch then letting the Silent Brothers deal with her.
After all the chaos is sorted Jesse regularly wakes up at the ass-crack of dawn as to not miss a moment of sunshine. The first thing he does is look at Lucie and silently thank her for giving him life again. He doesnât wake her up because he knows she lost many hours of sleep just to stay up at night with him. Instead he makes tea and reads by the window or on the balcony. If Lucie does wake up to join him she writes in her notebook next to him or they discuss theyâre plans for the day.
It becomes their nightly routine to talk about their day while Jesse brushes Lucieâs hair before they go to bed
When they trained together for the first time Lucie was very surprised that Jesse could hold his own against her. That was until the sun shone through the glass panes, illuminating Lucieâs pale eyes and making her hair shine all the different colours he loves. This caught Jesse off guard and Lucie used the opportunity to knock his feet out from under him. In turn Jesse sweeps her off her feet so she lands on top of him and captures her in a kiss.
Lucie chooses Cordelia to be her suggenes and Jesse chooses Grace
Modern/human AU
Their respective clothing styles are lazy cottagecore with a touch of academia for Lucie and soft boy-next-door also with a pinch of dark academia for Jesse. Lucie drinks ice coffee out of a metal straw, wears baggy sweaters, has pencils in her hair, always carries a notebook and is constantly bumping into people. Jesse likesthe piano, black coffee, old converse and crewnecks and candid photos
Lucie steals sweaters from basically all of her friends. She took Jesseâs green one, Cordeliaâs yellow one and a brown one from James
Theyâre both English majors which is how they meet but Lucie has a focus on creative writing and Jesse has a focus on literature. Jesse also does a minor in business to please his mother.
After they get married they open a publishing company where Lucie releases The Beautiful Cordelia and many others. Jesse is her editor.
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I completed reading this book. And I'm at loss of words to describe what I'm feeling right now. No doubt it is yet another great work by Cassie.
I loved this book and the merry thievesâ€
Oh Cassie has succeeded yet again in breaking our hearts. More than once in the same book.
Aggh It's frustrating as always, after reading the first book of the series..
Totally excited for the next book.
The Shadowhunters Chronicles x Brooklyn 99
Idk why I made this but enjoy ig
Matthew Fairchild:
Matthew Fairchild:
Isabelle lightwood:
Anna Lightwood:
Christopher lightwood:
Demon: You'll run away if you're smart
Matthew: WELL I'M NOT!
Matthew: Running away I mean.
Matthew: I'm smart.
Anna: Please peer pressure me into getting this report done
Matthew: Do it or youâre straight
Anna: I said peer pressure, not threaten.
Anna: Yo, is that guy sleeping or dead?
Matthew: Hopefully dead, I hated that guy.
James: Yeah, so did I.
Alastair, laying on the floor: First of all, fuck you all-
*When Gabriel and Cecily first meet*
Cecily: You have no idea what Iâm capable of.
Gabriel: Donât take it personally, but I feel like Iâm being threatened by a cupcake.
[Later]
Gabriel: Youâre the scariest cupcake Iâve ever met.
Kudos to Will and Tessa for naming their child after a fictional character.
James: I can't believe I commited arson.
Lucie: Me neither. Like you could have waited for me at least.
*Will and Tessa finding Jesse and Lucie making out on the balcony*
Tessa*shocked*: Is that our Lucie?
Will: It is our Lucie!
Tessa: With a young man. On the balcony.
Will*proudly*: Well. At least one of our children is carrying out our legacy.
Tessa: Will!!
Alistair: I am very cruel.
Thomas: Umhmm.
Alistair: I hate the whole world.
Thomas: Uh huh.
Alistair: I will never love anyone ever!
Thomas: Honey you are currently lying in my lap.
Alistair*in a small voice*: I like it here okay!
Jesse: Luce?
Lucie*staring at Jesse*:...
Jesse: Lucie?
Lucie: Yeah?
Jesse: Why are you looking at me like that?
Lucie: I-- Oh it's- it's for my story. A writer must pay attention to everything closely.
Lucie*leaning forward*: Very closely.
Will: So you are saying it was the ducks.
young Lucie: Definitely.
Tessa: Brandishing swords you say?
Lucie: uh huh. Big ones.
Will: I knew those bloodthirsty little beasts would do that.
Tessa: So you didn't exactly break the vase.
James*panicking*: No mama Lucie didn't trip while telling me her story about cruel pince james and broke it!
Lucie*stomping on James feet*: James was the one who called the ducks!! He screamed 'Ducks embrace me as your king!'
Will*laughing and picking Lucie up*: Very Bad cruel prince James I shall toss you out of the house.
Policeman: It looks like someone murdered him after reading a lot of murder mysteries.
Lucie*nodding vigorously*: Uh huh absolutely.
Jem: What are doing lying there on the floor like that?
Will: I am trying to figure out the purpose of my existence.
Jem:...
Will: And I'm also drunk.
Jem: That's water.
Cecily: Wow. He clearly has gotten more dramatic.
Tessa: Will where were you last night?
Will: I had a secret rendezvous with someone.
Jem: I found him sleeping in the stables with horses.
Will: By the Angel there were ducks outside! How was I supposed to get in?
Jem: They were plastic ducks Will!
Will: But ducks are ducks!
Tessa: ...
I am a Anna Lightwood stan first and a human second
*Anna, Cordelia and Lucie kicking demon ass while Girls Just Want To Have Fun plays in the background*
For those of you who don't already know, the model and actress Ruby Rose is the living impersonation of one Anna Lightwood and if you don't agree I am ready to throw hands