Relatable

Splinter: Purple is a monster!

My youtube feed got full of April hate in only a few hours and I'm already so tired.

Will there be someone disagreeing with my opinion? Who knows✨

HR: if they work 40 hours a week u have to give them benefits

Big company: hmm okay. They shall work 39

me: *is literally drowning in school projects due this week*

me@myself: okay but what about continuing that angsty shyan multi-chaptered au

me: shit u right

HEY FUN FACT: Did you know that Red-Eared Sliders have this fun behavior called “fluttering” in which they rapidly shake their claws at another turtle? It’s usually either a mating behavior or a show of dominance.

It reminds me a lot of stimming! So I like to think that Leo stims :)

Donald Duck came up to me and told me that the reason the world is such a mess is because we have gotten so wrapped up in one aspect of our identity we forget that we are all human and have fostered an inability to recognize even ourselves. He then gave me some bubble gum and flew away on a balloon.

shane in every episode: