Splinter: Purple Is A Monster!

luca's parents, grandma and massimo watching alberto and him being fruity in the train station :

April Road Trip, featuring MM April who only had a learner’s permit, two very loud teens, 1987 the mom, and 2003 who is holding on to dear life 💗

You’re insufferable. ↳requested by anonymous

I freaking love these idiots

relatable

the party as things my friends have said

mike: “Depression is MY bootycall”

el: “Wait i forgot what rock paper scissors is”

will: “Captain america says trans rights”

max: “Some people call it anger management issues, I call it power”

lucas: “SOME DUMBASS PUT THE MARSHMALLOWS NEAR THE FIRE AND NOW THEYRE ALL FUCKING MELTED” *stabs bag of marshmallows with stick*

dustin: “Twigs taste like anger and despair”

BONUS:

robin: *repeatedly banging head on table* “why are all of the cute girls straight?!”

steve: “No I’m saying that I’m horny twice as much as the average bear”

erica: “No mother I have never taken drugs but I occasionally overdose on sarcasm”

Tmnt fan 1: the 80’s cartoon is the best! They are supposed to be silly!

Tmnt fan 2: no way! 2003 and 2007 is the best! They need to be edgy!

Me: I could literally watch the ninja turtles go to ikea and I would be entertained.

Seems pretty cool.