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I’ll cry if you yell at me
Allllll da kisssssysssd
Kissies
Daddy’s melty pile of girl-jello 😁😁😁
Microwaves should have a night mode, for those late night snacks you want to make without waking everyone in the house up
Well I sure miss them
More fun Zodiac facts here
COMPLIMENT AS MANY PEOPLE AS YOU CAN BECAUSE IT LITERALLY TAKES A FEW SECONDS AND IT COULD MAKE SOMEONE HAPPY FOR A LONG TIME !!!!
any mosquitos reading this? fuck you
Today's gonna be so great because after getting tan at work all day I get to go home and try on my new clothes for Daddy!!♡
This is how to effectively protest
#CocksNotGlocks is the new gun control movement you’ve got to know about
After UT Austin made concealed carrying legal in classrooms (while sex toys are still illegal) students took to the quads to fight back. “We’ve got dicks for you, we’ve got dicks for you. I’m the Oprah of dickage!“ Zander yells. And the movement is getting really huge.
Images: Ben Sklar, Twitter, Bumperactive
But that doesn't mean they should treat their partners with any less respect
sexual texts on your dash?
Stanford just showed how NOT to react to sexual assault by blaming rape on alcohol
Stanford University has updated its alcohol policy to ban hard liquor at on-campus parties, in a move that some critics are saying is an inadequate response to sexual assault. The woman who survived Brock Turner’s assault had this to say about why alcohol isn’t to blame for rape.
Really sick of always being someone's emotional punching bag...
People were impressed McGregor & Diaz fought 5 five minute rounds, but I watched Goku fight Frieza for 5 hours
To ask, “If we evolved from apes, then why are there still apes?” is akin to asking, “If America was colonized by the British, then why are there still British?”
Gotham City Sirens Minimalistic
There’s religious people going door to door to convince atheists to become religious. Imagine how much controversy there would be if the roles were switched.
Meanie
Daddy: *sitting quietly watching movie with princess*
Princes: meanie *sticks out tongue*
Daddy: what did I do baby?
Princes: meanieeee pants!!
Daddy: *raises eyebrows*
Princess: *sticks tongue out*
Daddy: you better be good baby girl
Princess: !!!! This is an outrage!!!
Daddy: ?????
Princess: *clears throat* you're not giving me attention !!!!!!
Daddy: *plays with hair* is that better your royal highness?
Princes: I expect cuddles and kissies too
Reeeewwedyyyy
deep texts on your dashboard
@trapedinmymind42
I’m not a morning person, but my dick sure is
Lol a truer post was never written
More fun Zodiac facts here
Yaass daddy
more text messages here
This is the cutest
A clean bong is a happy bong😌
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Tables Turned
Daddy: Fuck.
Little: *gasp* daDDY SAID A POTTY WORD!
Daddy: Don't listen to what I sai--
Little: DADDY NEEDS A TIME OUT
Daddy: Darling that's not how it wor--
Little: *spanks Daddy*
Lol reeedyy
More Zodiac Compatibility here
That's me and my mommy
More Zodiac Compatibility here
Satan
Donald Trump actually made fun of a mother for believing he might be a decent person
You’ve probably heard that Donald Trump kicked a crying baby out of one of his rallies. But did you realize it was actually way, way worse than that? [read more]
Gifs: NBC News/@BradJaffy
I AM SO UPSET BECAUSE I FOUND THIS BEAUTIFUL TREASURE AND IT’S 80 DOLLARS AND I CAN’T HAVE IT AND I WILL NEVER SEE IT AGAIN
LOOK
LOOK AT THEIR PASTA FACES
FUCK
FUCK
FUCK