"I Wouldn't Wish It On My Worst Enemy" Nah Fuck That I Would. Actually If I Could Choose To Have Any

starting tomorrow i will be a real person in this world

i could smell your boytoy coming from down the road. Wretched little rotted morsel of a thing, may he fall to time and become carrion

"Quivering" is my least-favourite word in the english language. Nothing and nobody should be quivering. If you're quivering right now, stop that shit immediately. Tremble or shake if you must but the quivering has to stop.

“whatever the fuck these two characters had going on” is a vastly underrated character dynamic

WHAT is wrong with you. It is so attractive

are they… you know… [trying to die for each other while adamantly refusing to acknowledge their feelings] soulmates?

just found out i've been abandoned by god which means he's not watching anything i do anymore. you should come over.

It's hard to get close to me because of my big knife

"derivative and masturbatory"...? Hell yeah i love maths and jacking it

"You were in my dreams last night" yeah our souls have been clawing through our chests to get to each other since we met but I'm glad you noticed