I Want To Go To A Confessional But I Want To Be The One Everyone Is Confessing Their Shit To

i think i sleep better the less my body moves at night. i always sleep really well immediately after changing my sheets when i have the full weight of my weighted blanket pressing down on me and the sheets are still tucked in so i can’t toss and turn as easily. i think being strapped down at night would do me well

a printer error is an attempt from god to get you to kill yourself but you must be stronger and you must must must beat the printer to death with a large object like object

I think I might finally be seeing the end of this long ass art block I’ve been experiencing

Knock on wood or whatevs

it is important to have a life outside of being online and whatnot. but also it is about balance. thinking about real things but also fake ones. for your health. Have you thought about that videogame guy’s penis lately

If I have a dream about eating a bagel and I wake up and eat a bagel is that a prophetic dream

I have sight. I see.

Tears in my eyes over Arthur Pendragon but what else is new

Experienced a crazy rush of gender euphoria bc my mom saw this over my shoulder and thought link was me

WILLEEEEMMMMM

The light of my life …

Oomfies please… your vote has never mattered more…

Sexiest Old Man Tournament: Round 1

Who is hotter?

I always get stuck when someone asks for my pronouns because idk how honest I can be- will saying ‘he’ while my long pretty hair is on display make them buffer? Would including ‘it’ as an option give them an aneurism? Can I sprinkle in a neopronoun for shiggles?? Who knows…

The monitor for all the cameras in the office where I work was put near my desk

I see

Everything