okay but how did Peter, Tony and Strange understand Drax an Mantis when they met on titan? Like it makes no sense. It's not like everyone in the entire universe speaks englisch so the guardians must have some technology that makes them understand every language, but Tony, Peter and Strange don't have that.
I can totally understand that they could understand Quill since he is from earth himself. Maybe he never stopped talking in englisch, but Drax and Mantis must have a different language that everyone else doesn't understand, but yet they do understand what they say?
Marvel please explain
Loki: so how’s the prettiest person in the galaxy doing?
You: *barley spares a glance*
You: *casually* I don’t know, how are you?
Loki:
Loki: *voice cracks* I’m fine
My mom: Gosh, you should read more often.
Me: *defensively* I read!
My mom: Really? What do you read?
My brain: Fluffy gay porn about fictional characters.
Me: Uhh… literature?
Adam: I like my coffee like I like my men.
Adam: Hot and bitterly depressed.
Everyone: *looks at shiro who just smiles with the hollownes of being dead inside and sweats*
THOR NEEDS HIS BROTHER
GIVE HIM BACK HIS LOKI
Sincerely,
EVERYONE
i am sitting on the couch, i hear tapping on the door behind me, i turn around and see this
what do i do
Do you ever just get tired of your own bullshit?
Pidge: So Shiro is gay and has a fiancé on earth and he never told us?
Keith: And they were roommates.
Lance: Oh my god. They were roommates.
same same same same same same
I wake up each morning ready to cry over a new long haired rockstar and I'm totally okay with that 😌✨✌🏻
Me: *has phone phobia*
My parents: You're on phone duty.
Me: