Same Same Same Same Same Same

Loki: I may seem like an asshole, but deep down im a good person *stabs thor* and even deeper im a bigger asshole

logic???

okay but how did Peter, Tony and Strange understand Drax an Mantis when they met on titan? Like it makes no sense. It's not like everyone in the entire universe speaks englisch so the guardians must have some technology that makes them understand every language, but Tony, Peter and Strange don't have that.

I can totally understand that they could understand Quill since he is from earth himself. Maybe he never stopped talking in englisch, but Drax and Mantis must have a different language that everyone else doesn't understand, but yet they do understand what they say?

Marvel please explain

I still don't get how the whole "Shut up" "Make me." conversation is supposed to be sexual?

I always thought they would start a fist fight not a make out session?

It’s 3:00 in the morning where I am…

As soon as the Paladins get back to earth Abuelita is gonna smack Lances ass and nothing in the Universe scares Lance more than his Abuelita.

You can't tell me otherwise.

Mom: Are you still gay?

Me: No, but I'm still Bi.

Mom: So you're gay and lesbian.

Me: what

My mom: Gosh, you should read more often.

Me: *defensively* I read!

My mom: Really? What do you read?

My brain: Fluffy gay porn about fictional characters.

Me: Uhh… literature?

*My mom stressing because she made a mistake once*

Me: It's fine. Shit happens. You'll do better next time. Everyone makes mistakes.

*Me stressing out because I made a mistake*

My mom: You little shit.

Everyone be like: Send me flowers and love.

While I'm like: Send me dank memes and fries.

i am sitting on the couch, i hear tapping on the door behind me, i turn around and see this

what do i do