Junko: *breathes*

If I had a gun with two bullets, and I was in a room with Hitler, Bin Laden, and Akechi, I would shoot Akechi twice.

Ryuji (probably)

If Kaito and Maki broke up

Maki: Listen, Kaito, I think we need to take a break.

Kaito: So, what you’re saying is we need some space?

Maki: Really? A space pun right now?

Kaito: Sorry, guess I’m just being a jupiturd.

Maki: Honestly, I was hoping you could be more mature about this.

Kaito: My bad, I guess I kinda started on the wrong foot!

Maki: Kaito!

Kaito: Yikes! Maki, you look like you’re about to have an asteroke!

Maki: Was that supposed to be a pun on the word stroke?

Kaito: Heh, sorry, seems that one went milky way over your head!

Maki: Kaito, please, I’m trying to be mature about this.

Kaito: And you think I could be mature? That’s pretty plutocrous 

Maki: Oh my god...

Kaito: C’mon, Maki. You can’t say these space puns don’t saturn you on!

Maki: Are you even a bit upset?

Kaito: Oh yes, I’m actually quite super depressed right now.

xenoblade chronicles 2 was a serious game guys trust me

Sayaka: *Attempts to kill an athletic baseball player who could clearly overpower her*

Leon: *easily overpowers her*

Sayaka:

Me: I’m going to watch Bojack Horseman Season 4 and I am not going to cry!

Me, after watching Bojack Horseman Season 4:

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Me looking at all the lovely fools who decided to help me get to 100 followers

Maki: Fuck Kaito.

Shuichi: Yes, fuck Kaito. I think you'd both like that.

happy birthday to our favorite gentleman 🎉

The Father

The Son

The Holy Spirit