Maki: Fuck Kaito.

If Kaito and Maki broke up

Maki: Listen, Kaito, I think we need to take a break.

Kaito: So, what you’re saying is we need some space?

Maki: Really? A space pun right now?

Kaito: Sorry, guess I’m just being a jupiturd.

Maki: Honestly, I was hoping you could be more mature about this.

Kaito: My bad, I guess I kinda started on the wrong foot!

Maki: Kaito!

Kaito: Yikes! Maki, you look like you’re about to have an asteroke!

Maki: Was that supposed to be a pun on the word stroke?

Kaito: Heh, sorry, seems that one went milky way over your head!

Maki: Kaito, please, I’m trying to be mature about this.

Kaito: And you think I could be mature? That’s pretty plutocrous 

Maki: Oh my god...

Kaito: C’mon, Maki. You can’t say these space puns don’t saturn you on!

Maki: Are you even a bit upset?

Kaito: Oh yes, I’m actually quite super depressed right now.

Junko: *breathes*

Nagito: 

happy birthday to our favorite gentleman 🎉

Animal Crossing Journalism is a gift

Sayaka: *Attempts to kill an athletic baseball player who could clearly overpower her*

Leon: *easily overpowers her*

Sayaka:

Just a little Dark Bum I drew up today.

The Father

The Son

The Holy Spirit

Kirigiri: I have a good idea who the killer may be thanks to facts, evidence, and close analysis.

Me, an intellectual:

*gently removes all ndrv3 characters from the game’s plot*

*carefully pushes the plot away with her toe, straight into a pre-prepared trash bag*

*puts ndrv3 cast into a happy timeline (in which Junko Enoshima exists only as Ryoko Otonashi) with the rest of the characters*

*wipes sweat off forehead*

“There we go, fucking perfect.”

I SPENT 20 MINUTES ON THIS