*sees men in suits*: whoa they look really good, very attractive
*sees women in suits*: let us all kneel down to this goddess that is walking amongst the earth her beauty is so captivating like can someone please get god on the phone I need to personally thank him for this and also get my mom on the phone because we need to make the weddings plans asap I have just fallen in love
Me: okay, so do we like girls?
My sexuality: uuuuuuuuuhhh yeah probably maybe probably kinda maybe
Me: do we like guys?
My sexuality: sbbsvsnakshsnsb uummmmm no I don’t think so but maybe but look but babsbsbajdjsje
Me: um, then do we like non-binary people?
My sexuality: Uuuuhhhhh yeah probably maybe but uuuhh maybe probably maybe maybe
Me: do we even want any romantic relationships????
My sexuality: uuuuuuuhhhm maybe maybe not uugshsnakkwa probably but not but yeah but hsbsbqnskkdosksn
Me: well do you know if we want any sexual relationships?
My sexuality: weeellllll uuuhhhh yeahhh but definitely not but probably maybe but no but anbsbsnkaka
Me: fantastic, thank you you have been absolutely useless
With 20biteen kicking off, it’s time to remember one of the original bisexual icons that made us realise we were queer growing up. Li Syaoran was peak bisexual dumbass and a blessing upon us all. Not only did he fall hard and not know what to do with Yukito, there was that glorious time where he hadn’t realised he liked Sakura and this spent at least half of the series at his peak Bisexual Panic Mode. Such features included: blushing every time he looked at either of them, listening to voice mails of Sakura, being unable to speak whenever either complimented him, and his Special Move, Run Away As Soon As Things Get Bi. And in the background Touya is mentally preparing the skin the dumbass kid who is crushing on his love and his little sister respectively, while Tomoyo encourages more havoc and laughs maniacally to herself as she films it.