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I am trying to piece together a dark world timeline (pre-chapter 1) for a fic I’m writing, based mostly on which darkners from chapters 1 & 2 know each other, and my brain is Starting To Hurt
So far I have:
- King and Queen lived together (potentially ex-partners?) in the card castle sometime before Lancer came into existence (hence why Lancer doesn’t seem to recognise Queen)
- King had Jevil as his court jester and Seam as his court magician
- The cyber world already existed before Queen began ruling there, hence Addisons and the like
- Queen met Tasque Manager in the cyber world, took her back to the card castle (hence how Tasque Manager met Jevil)
- The Addisons, upon learning of card castle, started periodically visiting that world, peddling their shit there since the darkners in that world would be less familiar with their intentions
- Through this, Spamton met Jevil (cut some stuff about their relationship because it’s not relevant to this post)
- Jevil comes in contact with Gaster; this is around the time King and Queen’s relationship deteriorates
- Queen leaves card castle, taking Tasque Manager and every other cyber world inhabitant with her
- Jevil is locked up
- Insert Lancer here????
don’t ask why the turning to stone thing isn’t mentioned because I genuinely Do Not Know how these characters would’ve interacted Otherwise
feel free to point out any Glaring Errors, chapter 1 is a blur to me even after replaying and scouring the wiki has been uhhh. Less Than Helpful (I’m probably just dense lol)
Boy why you so ":3"
Why does he have such a stupid charming smile?! Argh!!!
Why does he have such a stupid charming smile?! Argh!!!
Oh no
So I just remembered seeing this post on Pinterest, that was like “don’t kill mosquitoes”??? Like ok, but no? And the reasoning was like “mosquito are just hard working moms that are trying to feed their kids! Killing them is like murder!”
Link down below to article.
But the article was just
“Local reporter devastated after realizing that mosquitos are just hard working parents that are trying to raise there babies! She says everyone should feel bad that they are causing the death of so many mosquito mothers! She hopes that everyone one day will understand her point of view.”
Like??? Mosquitos kill(according to google) 700 million people a year, like no one cares?? We want them dead?
Still this is the funniest thing I’ve seen yet.
Today my snake decided to try to eat me?? Very stupid I am much bigger than him. Did not go how he expected it to go. Silly boy