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I WATCHED ASSCLASS ENDING AND IT REMINDED ME OF MY LATE ENGLISH TEACHER AND 😭😭😭😭😭

Why have I never noticed that Maehara has SUGAR BABY as a potential future occupation 😭😭

Red is her colour ❤

...or pale red in this style 😶

did…did he really just beat up a bunch of 15 year olds????? what was the reason damn…

Assclass Incorrect Quotes

Gakuhou: What are you drinking?

Gakushuu: Vodka.

Gakuhou: Straight?

Gakushuu: No, gay. Why?

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Gakuhou: Swear words are illegal now. If you say one you'll be fined.

Gakushuu: Heck.

Gakuhou: You're on thin fucking ice.

Gakuhou: Oh no-

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Koro-sensei: *gets set on fire and screams in agony*

Koro-sensei: Nah, I’m just kidding. Fire does nothing to me.

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Gakushuu, making coffee: This is going to fix everything.

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Gakushuu: Kill me nowwwww.

Isogai: Sorry, no can do. I need your help with my homework.

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Terasaka: Itona just insisted Hazama and I remember a code word in case we’re ever confronted by their clone or a cyborg doppelgänger and we’re not sure which is the real them and which is the imposter.

Terasaka: Some families have a fire escape plan, but not us.

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Karma, with a headache: Advil me up, daddy.

Rio: I will short out the language centre of your brain if you say anything like that ever again.

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Demon: Hey, I took your soul last month and-

Kayano: No returns.

Demon: *sobbing* But it's making me sad…

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*Terasaka falls over*

Hazama: Terasaka! Are you alright?

Terasaka: Is that you, God?

Hazama: What?

Terasaka: It's just, you sound a lot more like Hazama than I expected.

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Gakuhou: You’ll have a hard time believing this because it never happens, but I made a mistake.

Assclass Incorrect Quotes

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Nagisa: Sometimes I drink milk straight from the container.

Terasaka: The cow??

Nagisa: What?

Itona: Terasaka, W H Y?

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Gakushuu: I’ve never been in a snowball fight before. I don’t know the rules.

Rio: What?

Gakushuu: Is there a point system, or is it to the death?

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Gakushuu, grinning: I have a knife!

Gakuhou: Put it down, Gakushuu.

Gakushuu: Make me! *sprints away*

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Hazama: Hey, quick question. How petty am I allowed to be?

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Koro-sensei: You need a hobby.

Gakuhou: I have a hobby!

Koro-sensei: Hitting Gakushuu isn't a hobby.

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Gakushuu: I think I need a hug...

Isogai: Good thing I'm hug shaped!

*45 minutes later*

Gakushuu: You... you can let go now.

Isogai: No, I absolutely cannot.

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Karasuma: Guys… the principal just called—

Irina: It was the octopus!

Koro-sensei: It was Karma!

Karma: It was Rio!

Rio: It was me!

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Gakushuu: How is spring not everyone’s favorite season? The trees are PINK, guys!

Karma: Allergies are also a problem, y'know.

Gakushuu: But pink.

Hazama: And it's hot.

Gakushuu: PINK!

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Rio: I’ve never asked someone out. How do you even do it?

Isogai: Oh, what I do is, I look them up and down and I say: “Hey… how you doin’?”

Gakushuu, scoffing: Oh, please.

Isogai, to Gakushuu: Hey, how you doin’?

Gakushuu:

Gakushuu: *giggles and blushes*

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Gakushuu: Would anyone know any good vendors for professional-quality brass knuckles?

Irina: I know you’re serious, but you say the scariest shit sometimes.

Assclass Incorrect Quotes

Koro-sensei: HYDRATE OR DIE-DRATE!

Koro-sensei: *aggressively throws water bottles*

Kayano: Uh... what's up with him?

Rio: He's trying to yell mental health and wellbeing into us.

Koro-sensei: I APPRECIATE ALL OF YOU!

Gakushuu, crying: It's working.

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Kayano: are you trying to seduce me?

Nagisa: I don't know; are you seducible.

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Kayano: Gakushuu! I thought you were dead!

Gakushuu: No, just in deep cover.

Kayano: ...But it was an open casket.

Gakushuu: It was very deep.

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Rio: Define “dream”.

Hazama: Dream - the first thing people abandon when they learn how the world works.

Isogai: That’s too dark!

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Gakuhou: You seem familiar... have I threatened you before?

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Gakushuu: So... This is my full potential?

Gakuhou: Yes.

Gakushuu: So, then it's...

Gakuhou: All downhill from here.

Gakushuu: Like Rio.

Gakuhou: I do not know what this Rio is. But it sounds disappointing.

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Kayano: What’s it like being tall?

Kayano: Is it nice?

Kayano: Can you reach comfortably for the cupboards?

Karma: We live in constant fear of the short ones who, in my experience, will climb 4 chairs, 2 boxes, a small coffee table and 6 oddly placed stools to get what they want.

Nagisa: It was one time!

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Karma: If you had too, what would you give up food or sex?

Gakushuu: Sex.

Isogai: Seriously, answer faster.

Gakushuu: I’m sorry honey, when they said sex I wasn’t thinking about sex with you.

Isogai: It’s like a giant hug.

Karma: Irina, what about you? What would you give up sex or food?

Irina: Food.

Karma: Okay, how about sex or dinosaurs?

Irina: Oh my God it’s like the movie Sophie’s Choice.

Kayano: What about you Rio? What would you give up sex or food?

Rio: Oh... um... I don’t know, it’s too hard.

Kayano: No, you gotta pick one.

Rio: Um, food... no, sex... no, food... sex... food. Ugh! I don’t know! I want both! I- I want hot people on bread!

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Gakushuu: I regret nothing!!!

Gakuhou: I regret everything!!!

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Ren: Get in, loser, we’re committing vehicular manslaughter!

Grip: Take it.

Karma: Is this,,,Are you giving me your number?

Grip: You can reach me anytime.

Karma: But, for what?

Grip: If anybody gives you trouble, just call me.

Grip: I’ll fucking kill them for you.

bring your kid to work day

they're married . real

Just a couple dapper gentlemen taking a carriage ride

Honestly, I just really love these official outfits and ive been meaning to draw them in it :D

Watching Assassination Classroom for the first time and I’ll tell you, I don’t know what I was expecting from an anime where the summary is “teacher is teaching his students how to kill him,” but an analysis and criticism of modern classrooms and how educators have a responsibility to not pit students against each other based on grades because curriculums based on large numbers will always exclude someone because our weaknesses in childhood can always be overcome with the right role model was certainly not it. But I’m super happy it went in that direction instead of being a simple action show.

[image of the teacher, who is a yellow smiley face creature, waving around his tentacle over a book that reads “note” in English. His subtitles read: “I will indeed destroy the earth, but first, I’ll be your teacher.” End./]

“we ended up graduating a bit early…from our assassination classroom” inspired by ch 179, caption taken from ch 177  and now i’m going to lay down and cry ;n;

Koro-sensei's Adult Weaknesses: The 10 Weaknesses He Doesn't Want His Students to Discover

(From Assassination Classroom Manga Extras!)

Painfully Narcissistic Designs

His room resembles a dumpster

He only makes petty wagers.

A bit of a degenerate octopus.

His purpose has shifted from using them to collecting them all at this point.

Starts the night with a cassis and orange.

Takes so long to decide on an appetizer.

Really can't hold his liquor.

Bawls when drunk.

Kind of like an old geezer.

Overcast Skies

Karma Akabane x Sayori-like! Reader

Note : platonic with a hint of romance?, karma might be OOC.

When you started getting late to class, he got worried so he made it his life's responsibility to always wake you up in the morning, be it by breaking in your room through the window or calling you non-stop. (maybe even changing your phone call ringtone into a loud metal music without your knowledge)

Karma often envies you because of how you act so happy-go-lucky all the time but then he'll start to feel like something is off, he'd be suspicious.

He's gonna watch you from afar (not like a stalker, he simply wants to know what's up with your behavior /via following you without your permission/ totally not stalking)

Once you are alone, maybe outside of class during a break, he'd definitely ask you how you could be so happy and jolly all the time.

But once he see you break or finally show your true emotions, he'd definitely know what to do (man's probably played ddlc before) would listen and give you advices, most likely would relate to your experience, he probably went through the same thing that you did.

If you have thoughts of suicide (like if you have already scheduled the day and time of death) best believe that he'd never let you go anywhere without his guidance, would be with you 24/7 until those storm clouds in your head disappears.

If you're close to eachother (childhood friends, or share an emotional bond) he'd cuddle with you until you fall asleep, if you're outside when you told him how you feel then he'd hover over you and hug you tight until you feel his heat.

One wrong thing that the Mc of ddlc did was leave sayori, obviously karma won't go through the same path that guy did, karma's smarter and experienced with this, he'd stay with you, even stay over your place until you feel better.

Words of affirmation, physical touch and quality time are what you'll experience, maybe even acts of service.

Basically, he will try his best to make you feel better, maybe even try to be out of character for the day.

Sincerely Yours,

—@severelynsomniac🍮

Me, halfway through season 1 (not realizing there was a season 2): “dang, if they canceled this before finishing it then did assassination even classroom???”

Me, after finishing the whole show: crying softly to myself on the couch “what’d they do to my boyyy????? THEY KILLED HIM!”

(also happy Assassination Classroom finale episode anniversary)