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1 year ago

Hide your plants and stop going to the dentist

There will be a to-tal ecl-ipse of. the. sun. On April 8th


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So, Audrey and Aubrey... What dumbass parent switched up their d's and b's and created a new name??? More importantly which name came first! This is like the, "Which came first the ostrich or the egg?" but with names!!!


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4 weeks ago

i thought this post was specifically abt audrey redheart lol

They're the worst person alive. They're horribly redeemable. They're the coolest person on the planet. They are the very embodiment of cringe-fail. They're confident and know their worth. They're an insecure mess. Everyone loves them. Not a single person cares about them. They're cunning and have the world wrapped around their finger. They have no people skills whatsoever. They are the strongest person in the room. They can never win a fight. They know their own strength. They pick fights they have no possible way of winning. They're a lying bitch. They're the most honest person in the room. They are Authentic to bits. They are a fucking poser. They will ditch you at the drop of a hat. They will die for you. Their loyalties change every hour. They are the most stubborn person on the planet. They are the hero. They are the villain. I didn't say their name, but you thought of them, didn't you?


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3 years ago

Descendants as Jessie Quotes

Evie: Celia, bed. now!

Celia: Evie, no. Catch me!

Ben and mal both suck at flirting:

Ben: Maybe I'll call you soon

Mal: Maybe I'll answer

Ben: And maybe when you answer, I'll talk to you

Mal: that'd be weird if you didn't

Audrey talking about Ben proposing Mal:

Audrey: I should have just been happy for you but instead I was jealous and pretty

Mal: dont you mean petty?

Audrey: yeah, that too

Mal: audrey, we have a great birthday surprise for you

Audrey:You're moving back to Isle and taking your friends with you?

Queen leah enters

Leah: Suprise birthday girl

Audrey shocked and uncomfortable: Granny, what are you doing here

Leah: wondering why you're still not married *glances at Ben*


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3 years ago

Fairy Godmother: what is the most irritating thing that your family has said to you?

Chad: That's too much cologne

Mal: that's how girls end up dead

Gil: Dont talk black to me

Evie: It's inappropriate because he is your teacher

Gil: how do you even talk black? End words with izzle?

Uma: that's back you idiot

Audrey: Act more like an adult. What does act more like an adult even mean?


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5 years ago

Mal: look I know I said some hurtful things last night.

Audrey: ...

Mal: I just want you to know that I stand by everything I said


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5 years ago

[Harry writing on a notebook]

Harry: Mal, dated. Check

Evie, flirted. Check

Jay, dated. Check

Carlos, flirted. Check

Jane, flirted. Check

Uma, couldn't dare to flirt.not so check

Ben, dated. Check.

Audrey, flirted+danced. check

Gil current boyfriend. Check

Harry: Now who do we have left? Chad... can just I pass it?

Bonus;

[Uma listening harry whole time]

Uma: are you listing your love life?

Harry: ...


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2 years ago
The Lorax Protagonists Be Like:
The Lorax Protagonists Be Like:

The Lorax protagonists be like:

Before you ask, almost every character in that movie is a bitch.


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8 months ago

Aquí la nueva versión de Julie,dentro del A.U de Lorax x Welcome Home(Mi versión). Le cambie la paleta de colores,para hacerla más parecida a la que tiene la Julie original. Espero les guste,el próximo será el Lorax de este A.U.

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Here is the new version of Julie, within the A.U of Lorax x Welcome Home (My version). I changed the color palette to make it more similar to what the original Julie has. I hope you like it, the next one will be the Lorax of this A.U.

Antes/before:

Aquí La Nueva Versión De Julie,dentro Del A.U De Lorax X Welcome Home(Mi Versión). Le Cambie La Paleta

Después/after:

Aquí La Nueva Versión De Julie,dentro Del A.U De Lorax X Welcome Home(Mi Versión). Le Cambie La Paleta

Julie Joyful en este a.u,cumple el rol de Audrey. Principalmente por lo de las flores y eso xdd,perdón si la explicación es muy corta y extraña.

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Julie Joyful in this au plays the role of Audrey. Mainly because of the flowers and that xdd, sorry if the explanation is very short and strange.


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2 years ago

After a fight with some ink dudes

Henry: well i just need to wait a few seconds and it all heals up

Audrey, probably younger and healthier than Henry: i cant find any food guess ill die with one hit


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1 year ago

Little Shop AU: Where Seymour and Audrey live at the end and raise their plant baby Audrey 11 "Vinney!"

Little Shop AU: Where Seymour And Audrey Live At The End And Raise Their Plant Baby Audrey 11 "Vinney!"

They call her Vinney because like Audrey 2’s nicknake “Twoey,” Vinney is based on ‘Eleven’

♿️Also! She's got Wheels! She's UNSTOPABLE!👩‍🦽💨💨

Little Shop AU: Where Seymour And Audrey Live At The End And Raise Their Plant Baby Audrey 11 "Vinney!"

🤵🏻➕👰🏼‍♀️🟰🪴

Happy anniversary to the day Audrey 2 came to us from beyond the stars and began trying to take over the world! (Sept 23rd!)

Little Shop AU: Where Seymour And Audrey Live At The End And Raise Their Plant Baby Audrey 11 "Vinney!"

If Vinney is Audrey 11, then what happened to the other 9 Audrey plants you may ask?🤔

Me: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ 🤪😜

Part 2:

Little Shop AU continued…
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Teacher: Vinney, your parents are here. Student: Bye, Vinney, see you tomorrow. Seymour: Hey there Vinney! How’s my sweet girl?! Audrey:

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