BALD - Blog Posts

What if chuuya wears a hat because he is bald

Hope this new year I'll get to be shaved bald, and get to meet a sexy bald man in person! Wishing all my desires will become true.

Having nowhere (and I mean everywhere, including hair on your head) is the optimal aerodynamic form of the human body

When exactly did Sebastian Stan get bald? It should've been in Easter, so we could've called him our own Easter Egg.

SEBASTION STAN IS BALD? IT IS NOT A PRANK? 😭☹️😫😩😟🥲😒🙄😤🤨

Shes so cute i wanna play the bongos on her bald head

like to slap her bald head

reblog to slap her bald head

Ugh, it’s baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaald

(Please laugh)

died and revived without any wool. get sheared idiot

this is bald-ist💔

SAD….

Hm..Cryptor artists/people who have drawn him in the past, reblog with how you choose to style his hair?

someone had to do it

Made a bunch of paper cubes and built a Spamton out of them [Plus bald pic]

silly goober sketches by the one and only jo :3

he is bald . might gift him some hair

When i grow up, if i ever go bald, I'm gonna get a bunch of vaguely threatening tattoos and become one of those actors who play the bad guy from the mafia in every single action movie.

bald Izzy >:3

Hehe bald (wip drawing)

I did it 😎😎

First post 😎👨‍🦲👨‍🦲

I should make an account called daily baldvis and baldhead

lol yeah

@dead-gay-star-child , remember that time we slapped cheese on our maths teacher's head?

PONY PIM

PONY PIM

*runs away*

Bald Risu

cooking bald kris (i'm still thinking if i should risk adding armor details now or after printing?)

as a person who started going bald many years ago, that is actually an incredibly popular opinion, mostly from people who aren't losing their hair who see me walking down the street. it's usually the first thing they say, as they crawl out from under a dense foliage of brunette or platinum blonde.

"did you know-" they pipe up enthusiastically and without prompt, "-you sure would look great if you shaved your head!"

but i know the truth. i mean, a working set of kidneys on the average American diet is rare enough as it is, but a full head of hair? these freaks want me to shave my head so they can sneak into my bathroom and ransack my leftover hair. assimilating my hair onto their head must not be easy and i suspect necromancy is involved. BUT I KNOW YOUR GAME AND I SHANT BE PLAYING.

i will instead be following in the footsteps of my short, neurotic forefathers.

a lot of people don't seem to want to look like this anymore. but someone needs to be brave enough to keep this rich tradition alive. balding men are an endangered species, threatened by an all-encompasing compulsion of modern men who want to look like Mr. Clean.

listen, i get it. Mr. Clean is hot. but this trend is disastrous for the Men's Hairstyle ecosystem.

be the bald you want to see in the world.

might be an unpopular opinion but i feel like if you're balding enough you should just shave that shit and be completely bald. stop hanging onto whatever you have left it never looks good. own your baldness