This happens to me often because I'm one of the two percussionists who played the xylophone for marching band this year. However on Saturday we had competition and the other person who played the xylophone ran over my ankle.
This high school drumline’s incredible performance included only drumstick
Are there bears in Ohio?
I can taste sleep
What is up with you and big shits?!
My brain is a tofu scramble. I will turn myself into a meatball sub.
Play like a bag of tor-tillas. And yes, I said tor-tilla. Make it crunchy and salty
Band Director: Remember to fill your instrument with air. … Wait who’s Phil? *takes a breath to start playing* Mello Section Leader: My pastor
Band Director: *Plays and laughs at the same time and ends up choking*
Accidentals are sexy
One day I peed on my dad
That’s a sexy house
Be a crunchy carrot! NOT a soggy cheerio!!
The air is constipated
And I’m taking my pants off … AHH!
All I heard was hot and stripping and I’m very concerned
Stop throwing dead birds at people!
I wonder how long it would take to charge a tomato
The sun beats women!
I’m going to skin your mother !