Be Gay Do Crimes - Blog Posts
I made this last year in June when I saw the original floating around so I’ve determined it’s now tradition that I post it every pride month
I am sadly not a legitimate be gay do crimes thrillseeker. the idea of getting in trouble makes my tummy hurt. Sorry
I'm sorry but Morgan knocking Reid to the ground in s1 ep 6, L.D.S.K. Is just the best. Just the
'Reid'
'what?'
'Reid get down' and then Morgan just throws him to the ground!
Gender is a performance and I'm helping people burn down the cinema
So... I was swayed by all of these homophobic dog meme arts. and yes. I can't physically draw snufmumriken in this meme. sorry. but not really. I think I might draw them digitally one day. cause my concentration isn't even real.
vash- do I look gay?
zoro- keep it in the bedroom.
ingo- pack it up skittles squad.
snufmumriken- be gay do crime
why did I write GAY in such a place? I had an inspiration while being half-dead. it's half decent. but I bet my 3 min drawings will get more feedback than stuff I painted for hours. I don't make the rules, after all.
Aggressively queer Kim!
That's also my response to @YaGrandmaPeach challenge for knifed up Kim :> Link for that challenge is here.
Be gay do crime
Break law be girlboss
And it is so deliciously gay-galing.
I Care a Lot really said gaslight gatekeep girlboss gone girl all in one breath huh
I’m feeling very arson-y right now
Rainbow crates march theme beong Be Gay, Do Crime is just so perfect for the AFTG covers coming out, like idk what I was expecting but damn it not even in the subscription box but it fits so wellll
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It's Pride Month. So legally now I'm allowed to commit minor crimes right? Just a little bit of property damage, nothing $20 can't replace.....really I making the neighborhood nicer and doing them a favor.
I'm kidding....mostly
I could say some aesthetically academic but then again I just spend a few minutes arranging scarbble letters in the vintage store to say "be gay do crime" and told the lady that there were no Ms left, then I stuck a foot long sub in my coat pocket whilst singing union songs so I think I lost that privilege
The duality of existing as a person on the internet!
“wow i can’t believe a trans cat girl hacked and leaked the no-fly list. the way we came about this information is so absurd, it’s funny” 🤝 “the actual information that was leaked is abhorrently racist, specifically towards middle eastern and south asian people. that is absolutely not funny and needs to be spoken about without the absurdity of the situation dominating the conversation”
tag yourself, I'm the homosexual
i Love vaccines, autism, abortions, homosexuals, sex changes and crime
why go for the twink when you can have splode in-
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I miss.. My rex.
“I miss my wife Tails” but it’s with the Evil Invincible variants instead XD
I wanted to show y’all this when it gets fully colored but got too impatient and excited so I’m showing it now XD
Ways to be a nuisance in our year of 2025
(from personal experience)
Get a small box. Write "take as you need" on the side. Fill it with period products. Put them in public bathrooms, including men's rooms.
Find a pothole. Paint a dick on it. Either your town will fix it or the public will enjoy your masterpiece.
Apps like No Thanks, Boycat, and Boycott X (my personal fave) let you scan items for boycotting shit. Money talks.
Red Cards contains all the rights that everyone, citizen or not, is entitled to in this country. They come in a bunch of different languages. Print them, give them out, leave them in places that need it, etc.
Don't be a snitch. Know someone undocumented? Someone traveling for reproductive or gender-affirming care? No the fuck you do not.
If someone asks your help doing #4, be their cover. If you live where they're fleeing from: no you don't know where they went, no they didn't tell you anything. If you live somewhere people are going to: that is now your cousin, friend from high school, camping buddy, etc.
Here is a fake person generator including phone, email, and address. Here is a free VPN for desktop and mobile. Spam the shit out of those ICE tiplines, trans bathroom reporting forms, etc. Here is a thing that lets you flood an email. Make their system useless.
If you're white, you have way more freedom when it comes to interacting with cops. Distract and divert.
See Nazi shit? Tear it up, kick it down, paint it over. See a Nazi? Rip into them. If you can't, record them, post it, send it to folks connected to them. Do not let them know peace.
If you protest: nondescript outfit with a change of clothes, cover scars and tattoos, leave behind devices that can track you, and either don't drive or park far away. Masks, goggles, and helmets highly suggested. Heavy duty gloves or tennis rackets for lobbing gas cans back. Fresh water or saline solution for tear gas and pepper spray. Have an exit route but also be prepared to hunker down or get arrested.
Nonprofit orgs are always looking for donations and volunteers, especially smaller local ones. There's a role for everyone, including admin stuff for folks who can't leave home. Reach out to them and ask what help they need. The people who aren't seen are just as important as the ones who are.
If you're taking someone to get an abortion, especially a place like Planned Parenthood that might have picketers, put something under your shirt and pretend you are the one who's pregnant to divert attention. Guys can do this too. Be their secret mpreg fantasy.
Cis folks: if your trans friend asks you to accompany them to a bathroom or locker room, do it. And if someone comes poking their nose in your business, pretend you're the one who's trans—again, taking the attention away from your friend.
It takes just a dozen emails or a few people showing up at local town hall or school board meetings to disrupt everything and steer the discussion.
If you have a job in the government or something adjacent, gum up the works. Let calls go to voicemail and don't return them for hours. Leave emails unanswered for a day or few. Don't work through lunch breaks even if it's busy. Take your PTO in its entirety, and leave something only you can do incomplete. Rearrange your priorities ("Sorry Janet, I can't look into who's hiring illegal immigrants, I gotta fix this printer first"). Create excuses to delay things—it needs to be double checked, it didn't pass inspection, it didn't contain some insignificant detail.
Gather some food or prep some meals for your local homeless folks. Make a portion for yourself too. That way if someone asks, you're simply sharing a meal with an old friend who happens to be down on their luck.
Get some Pride stickers/flags/posters and sprayable Gorilla Glue. Slap them on everything, including cars and businesses owned by conservatives. Make our presence constantly known.
Nie wierzę że udało nam się wyrobić jeszcze w listopadzie. Maturki skutecznie utrudniają nam pracę jak i każdą inną sferę życia. Tym razem udało nam się dogadać collab. Mi zaoferowała że napisze nam artykuł, niestety innych jej prac sobie nie zobaczycie bo nie ma socjali. Cieszę się że udało nam się wrzucić tutaj artykuł o seed bombingu bo jest to rzecz którą najbardziej chciałem zawrzeć w którymś z zinów. Za to za tekst pseudo recenzji wywiadu z wampirem odpowiada w pełni @moshruu . Głowa mi pęka od pomysłów na historie kosmicznego kota więc kto wie może niedługo pojawić się jakieś wydanie specjalne.
Po maturach próbnych postaramy się podkręcić tępo pracy ale nic nie obiecuję.
I would make a terrible witness/accomplice to a crime, because my brain does not compute what other people are saying like 50% of the time. Someone will say something to me offhandedly and I’ll have to ask them to repeat themself like 5 times. So if the police showed up asking me about someone’s criminal plan, I’d be completely useless because there is a high chance that I was in “smile-and-wave” mode while they were explaining it to me.
Screw Pridefall, this is OUR MONTH!!
Happy pride to everyone!!
cat who hacksd the no fly list literally my hero
Soooo, I’m a lot happier with this design of Bill