Big Run - Blog Posts

Immediately after this big run:

Shoutout to Craiger and Grrafé. If you see this me and Komo owe you our lives, and I’m sorry that we’re shit with snipers and nozzlenose.

Had a friend inspire me to make a Splatoon OC for fun, here's my salmonid fella who snuck his way into society somehow

Plaza post: "I woke up today, and it was at 999,999,999"

Me: "Haha there's no way its-

...

WHAT THE-"

Guys are you all OK 😭

Me every day

it was a long shift

THERE'S ANOTHER BIG RUN FORECASTED AND THIS HORRORBOROS BOSS LOOKS FRICKING ELDRITCH

FAILBOAT IS GONNA LOSE HIS CRAP WHEN HE SEES THIS BOSS

A message from Grizzco Industries! “The next Big Run is expected to occur on Sat. March 4 - Mon. March 6 at Inkblot Art Academy. Be aware that the King Salmonid “Horrorboros” may come ashore. We’ll be widely recruiting part-timers, so please assist us in repelling the Salmonids.“

[Note: these times will most likely differ in the US and Europe]

クマサン商会から、ビッグランのお知らせだ！ 「次回のビッグランは、3月4日(土)午前9時～6日(月)午前9時、海女美術大学にて発生する見込みです。 オカシラシャケ「タツ」の上陸の可能性もあるため、くれぐれもご注意ください。 バイトを広く募集しますので、撃退のご協力をお願いいたします。」

I'm a bit late but it's okay

Thinking abt Splatoon again (what else is new)

During the Inkblot Art Academy Big Run, if you went to Inkopolis Plaza you can hear various Salmon Run sound effects, including the Horrorboros scream, the Fish Stick drilling into the ground and singing, the sound of one player left, it’s genuinely insane the attention to detail. It’s also only in Inkopolis Plaza because Inkblot is so close to there.

splatoon devs: we're gonna set the big run quota at a ridiculously high number!! we're gonna make it so high that it'll force everyone to grind the event for the whole weekend! we're gonna be generous and let everyone pool their eggs together, but they'll never reach 700,000,000 eggs that easily!! we gottem!!

splatoon players, barely 2 hours into the event, already 1/7th of the way there: i'm sorry did you say something

the grizzco roller is a motorbike

you cannot tell me otherwise