But True - Blog Posts

My life summed up in one meme.

cardan greenbriar may hate mortals, but he would also be the drunk one screaming hot to go by chappel roan

I feel called out-

I made a what the fandom thinks of you generator

Cyno: im small but knowing

Alhaitham, not looking up from his book: you don't be knowing what the top shelf looks like

they need to make an app for the mentally ill …

The European stereotype of American ice cube consumption is sadly accurate as I’ve just realized I have at least 28 ice cubes in my water cup. The Europeans would kick me out if I ever tried to cross the pond, I fear.

Some ancient cosmic wisdom for you: everything tastes better with butter on it and diets are a scam