Cancer Zodiac - Blog Posts
Happy cancer season my fellow crabbos 🦀🌜✨♋️💕 😭
I did a thing, I have few regrets.
Signs as gen 2 Pokemon
Aries - Typhlosion
Taurus - Furret
Gemini - Ursaring
Cancer - Togepi
Leo - Scizor
Virgo - Chikorita
Libra - Lanturn
Scorpio - Kingdra
Sagittarius - Tyranitar
Capricorn - Houndoom
Aquarius - Espeon
Pisces - Ampharos
Astro Convo 2
(Based on a real conversation)
Cancer: Yo what if we were living in a simulation? What if none of this was actually real? What if animals were supposed to be the ‘humans’ of the world but there was a glitch in the system and they were too lazy to fix it? What if the moon was a hologram? What if Donald Trump was trying to let Hillary win but then he realized he could be the most famous person so he betrayed her to become president in the end? What if everything like Wendy Williams fainting and Britney Spears going crazy was just a way from distracting us from real problems? What if-- Gemini: You need to stop watching Shane Dawson.
Which Zodiac Sign is Actually Most Likely to be a Serial Killer?
-Statistic-
Based on a review of 400 criminal profiles the conclusion can be reached that Scorpio is the most common star sign among serial killers, murderers, mass murderers, etc. Roughly around 10.75% of the serial killers viewed were Scorpios, followed then closely by Gemini and Capricorn. Virgo was the least likely with only 5% of the serial killers viewed being born from August 23rd to September 22nd. Interestingly, two of the serial killers viewed had the combination of a Sun in Pisces, Moon in Pisces and Ascendant in Saggitarius. This contradicts the popular belief that Sagittarius and Virgo are the most common among Serial Killers, I'd assume that this is because the most famous Serial Killers are usually either one of those signs.
This is a ranking of how common it is for a killer to be each sign:
1. Scorpio 10.75%
2. Gemini 10.25%
3. Capricorn 9.75%
4. Aries 9.25%
5. Aquarius 9.25%
6. Sagittarius 9%
7. Pisces 8.5%
8. Taurus 8.25%
9. Libra 7.75%
10. Leo 6.75%
11. Cancer 5.5%
12. Virgo 5% (Note: The number doesn't go exactly into 100% for some reason so just pretend)
(Image Cred: The Sun)
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