Demon Slayer Incorrect Quotes - Blog Posts
Fumiko : Who wants some kisses?
Douma : Me! ME!
Fumiko : *gives him a pack of Hershey's Kisses chocolate*
Douma : ...
Kokushibou : *thinking he'd get some chocolates too* can I have some kisses?
Fumiko : Sure!
Fumiko : *grabs Kokushibou to her level and kisses his six eyes each one at a time*
Fumiko : Gotta go! See ya!
Kokushibou : ...
Douma : ...
Douma : ...why?
It's official, I am shipping Kokushibou and my OC
Fumiko : Kokushibou, can you help me cut these onions?
Kokushibou : Sure
Kokushibou : * All six eyes tearing up as ne cuts the onions*
Fumiko : Oh no! I forgot about this! Are you okay?
Kokushibou : I -- I can't see -- it hurts -- * reaches out and brushes his fingers on Fumiko's eyes*
Fumiko : * starts tearing up* * rubbing her eyes*
Douma : *enters the room* Gasp! Fumiko-chan! Why are you crying?!
Fumiko : Douma! I can't see! * Reaches out and touches Douma's eyes*
Douma : * starts sobbing **rubs his eyes*
Akaza : * enters the room* Wha-- Douma, what did you do to make Fumiko cries?! And why is Kokushibou crying as well?!
Douma : * presses his fingers onto Akaza's eyes*
Akaza : Holy sheet -- * starts crying *
Muzan : * enters the room* * sees the top three Uppermoons and Fumiko crying*
Muzan :
Muzan : What the fricky frack happened you maggots?
Muzan : Not you, Fumiko, you're my princess.
Muzan x Kokushibo incorrect quotes (might make a part 2)
UpperMoon incorrect quotes I accept as canon (+ Douma x Akaza) (pt. 10)
UpperMoon incorrect quotes I accept as canon (+ Douma x Akaza) (pt. 9)
UpperMoon incorrect quotes I accept as canon (+ Douma x Akaza) (pt. 8)
UpperMoon incorrect quotes I accept as canon (+ Douma x Akaza) (pt. 7)
UpperMoon incorrect quotes I accept as canon (pt. 6)
UpperMoon incorrect quotes I accept as canon (pt. 5)
UpperMoon incorrect quotes I accept as canon (pt. 4 because people seem to like these)
UpperMoon incorrect quotes I accept as canon (pt 3.)
EDIT: It also has a ship
UpperMoon incorrect quotes I accept as canon (pt 2.)
UpperMoon incorrect quotes I accept as canon (pt. 1)
My hands down honest reaction to searching that guy (Mitsuri's ex-fiance.) up after reading this.
KNY Incorrect quotes#30 Natural causes
Uzui: You killed him!?
Hashira!Y/n: He died of natural causes~
Uzui: You call dying from a knife to the neck “natural causes?”
Obanai: Obviously, Dying when you’re stabbed in the neck is the most natural thing in the world
Hashira!Y/n: It would have been really unnatural if he’d survived
Uzui: WHY DID YOU TWO EVEN KILLED HIS MAN!?
Hashira!Y/n & Obanai: He was Mitsu's Ex ratty broad egg-looking shinny ex-fiance...
Uzui*Looks at the corpse*...
Uzui:...YOU BITCH!?!*Screams at the corpse*DAMMIT NOW I MISSED MY CHANCE TO KILL HIM-*Check his pulse and sighs in relief*...Good he still alive... lets's call the whole gang...they should get a chance to beat his unflamboyant ass
