Dominos - Blog Posts

You ever experience ordering a couple pizzas then immediately after get confronted for your manic behavior that’s starting to spiral into another depression pit so you get emotionally blackmailed into finally actually trying therapy

This isn’t a very nice early birthday present and I want to return it

Quizá sí, una sola cosa: que a los 29 minutos no ha llegado la pizza :c

No hay nada más desesperante que la eterna incertidumbre.

Friendly reminder/lifehack

If you order pizza, (especially from dominos), do it on a day that isn't a weekend, and not around dinnertime. Picture the toy aisle full of buzz lightyears, where each buzz is saying "Friday night Pizza night!" If each of those buzz lightyears represent an average pizza order, (two pizzas + a random side item), the wait time will be measured in the hours, as opposed to ordering a pizza at 3pm on a tuesday, which will take significantly less time.

I see people often talking about how fast food workers deserve more respect, and should be seen as fellow humans, but people often forget that notion as soon as their food is on the line. As someone who used to work for dominos (and left on good terms with them), I have seen it way too often where people call to ask about their food, and why it's taking us so long, despite the fact that they ordered right in the busiest part of the week, which they see as our fault. (also, unless you ordered delivery, try to avoid calling to ask about your food, it just makes it take longer to get back to making it)

One last thing: dominos runs coupons often, usually with some pretty banger deals, but they often result in some pretty long wait times. If you place a timed order a few days after the coupon ends, you pay using the deal, but get the food on a less busy day.

This is your daily reminder to never stop talking about Palestine. ❤🕊🍉🫒

Please be sure to read through this guide! This is really helpful to many!

Idiot devices spasming and reacting without reasonable analysis should not be trusted, should not be emulated, and should not be followed after in actions.

Cascade effects related to chains of devices spasming and reacting to the tiniest frown or negative perception relate to criminal strategies and effects these times.

Do not reduce appropriate analysis time, effort, expenditures or resources. And do not act if more analysis is needed.

I have been protected, like this whole globe, since birth, by transporter inhibitors, as well as temporal change inhibitors erected by my robots who resurrected me after having been killed in the womb and having been dead for 250000 years. There is no more criminal time travel (time travel the duplicates living or dead beings) possible, and there never will be.

Dominos

After I goof for one night

Just for delight

All the dominoes started to fall

After I grew them so tall

I can't stop them from falling

Even after all the other times its still appalling

They continue

Like they have sinew

Until I get up and face it

I still don't have a permit

By then it's too late

The dominoes I try to berate

I must start building from the bottom up

Dear depression, just shut up

It seems like I finally got my dominoes straight

I lost my marbles then stepped on one, how great?!

They fall down like words from my brain right to the page

Spreading like bacteriophage

The world seems to be running out of words

We're not moving forwards

They get used up as they fall

Some I can't recall

It's all my fault that one fell

Should I tell?

Everyone thinks that all of them falling was my fault

But there's some left over words in the vault

It was just one goof night

Just for delight

If there was more space they wouldn't have fell

Turns out I didn't tell

What do you expect from a curious 16 year old?

Especially one who doesn't like fitting the mold

Lately I have had steady hands near the domino line

That was divine

Now all I can hear is the dominoes falling with that smooth ticking

The ones left standing you can find me kicking

As the white contrast with the black dots turn grey

What in the world will I say?

It was one goof night,

Full of delight

They are falling so speedily, I am unable to rack up the dots

All I see is flashing spots

I need a partner in crime

They could help me keep my black and white straight in time

The only thing left for me to do is sit back and stair

If the polka dotted towers had more air they might not have flared

I plead that it was just one goof night

That was full of delight