Ducktales Incorrect Quotes - Blog Posts
Incorrect Ducktales Quotes #4 w/ ‘17 Dickie(OC), Scrooge, Morgana(OC), & Drake
Scrooge accidentally overhears Dickie come out, and wants to do something special for her. He comes back to the mansion after doing errands and presents his gifts to Dickie.
Scrooge: I just went to Target to buy these-
Dickie: [confused] The heck is that? Why did you buy these?
Scrooge: Because I support the LGBTQ and the other alphabets.
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This was before Morgana met Launchpad and Gosalyn.
Drake and Morgana are walking to an important S.H.U.S.H meeting, yet the latter notices something is wrong. The mallard vaguely confides about a romantic moment he had with someone (Launchpad) while riding the Ratcatcher. Morgana tries encouraging her friend to go for it.
Drake: I don’t know.
Morgana: Is he cute?
Drake: Yes he is, but I need to focus on my training. I don’t need to be distracted.
Morgana: Yes you should be distracted. Distracted is good. What’s his name?
Drake: Launchpad
Morgana: I like it. And, you know what they say about riding a bike.
Fenton: Who’s getting a bike?
Drake: Nobody.
Incorrect Quotes #3 w/ Fenton, Drake, Morgana(OC) & Ludwig
Drake and Fenton are on their first mission together, and were just attacked by a mysterious group.
Drake: I have a feeling that they might be a part of the Big Three.
Fenton: What Big Three?
Drake: The Big Three.
Fenton: What Big Three?
Drake: Androids. Aliens. And Wizards.
Fenton: That’s not a thing.
Drake: That’s definitely a thing.
Fenton: No, it’s not.
Drake: Every time we fight, we fight one of the three.
Fenton: So, who are we fighting now? Gandalf?
Drake: How do you know Gandalf?
Fenton: I read the Hobbit.
Drake: So you see my point.
Fenton: No. I don’t. There are no wizards.
Drake: Lena-
Fenton: Is a sorceress.
Drake: Ahh, a sorcerer is a wizard without a hat. Think about it, right? I’m right. I just- I just came up with that. That’s crazy.
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Drake, Fenton, and Morgana are stuck in a corner, defending themselves against the Fearsome Five. The boys thought of an escape plan but was ruined by miscommunication.
Fenton: I thought we were going to go left.
Drake: You went the wrong left!
Fenton: I cleared the way!
Drake: I came out first! You’re supposed to follow me!
Fenton: And where are we now?!?
Morgana: Guys! This is not the time!
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Darkwing Duck enters S.H.U.S.H center for the first time. An employee stares at him.
Employee: I’m sorry wait, who are you?
DW: I’m Darkwing Duck
Employee: I thought Darkwing Duck was a tv show.
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Drake and Fenton are in a mandatory team bonding therapy session which is run by Ludwig Von Drake.
Ludwig: you guys are leaving me no choice. It’s time for the soul-gazing exercise.
Fenton: I like this one!
Drake: Oh my god.
Fenton: Thank you for this.
Drake: He’s going to love this.
Fenton: Yep, I’m ready.
Drake: This is right up your alley.
Ludwig: Turn around- turn around. Face each other.
Drake: [looking at Fenton] You should really enjoy this.
Fenton: [turning his chair] I’m going to-
Drake: I know you are. [moving chair]
Ludwig: Drake, face each other.
Fenton: Yeah. Let’s do it. Let’s stare.
Ludwig: Get close.
Fenton: This is a good exercise, thanks doc.
Ludwig: Alright get close. [Drake & Fenton move] Closer.
Drake & Fenton: [incoherent arguing and moving their chairs]
Drake: You happy now? We’re locked in.
Fenton: It’s a little close.
Drake: Its very close. That’s what you wanted right?
Fenton: [annoyed]
Ludwig: Guys. Good now, look at each other. You need to look at each other. In the eyes. There you see, that wasn’t so hard.
*Drake and Fenton are staring at each other*
Ludwig: Wait, what are you doing? Are you having a staring contest? Just [snaps fingers] blink, sweet Jesus.
Scrooge: I've met some insufferable people.
Scrooge: But they have also met me.
Huey: I told Louie their ears flush when they lie. Dewy: Why? Huey: Look. Huey: Hey Louie! Do you love us? Louie, covering their ears: No. Dewy:
Huey: In your opinion, what's the height of stupidity? Louie: * turning to Dewy* How tall are you?
Glomgold: We can't tell you because you're not a member of the club. Louie: What club? Ma Beagle: The hating Louie club. Louie: …The fuck? I should be the leader of that club!
Webby: What if mayonnaise came in cans? Dewy: Well, that would suck because you can't microwave metal. Scrouge: Good morning to everyone except these two people.
Huey: You bought a taco? Dewy: Yes. Huey: From the same truck that hit Louie?! Dewy, with a mouthful of taco: Well, me starving ain't gonna help them.
Huey: Fitness tip: never stop pushing yourself. Some say 8 hours of sleep is enough. Why not keep going? Why not 9? Why not 10? Strive for greatness. Dewy: Next time you're working out do 15 push ups instead of 10. Run 3 miles instead of 2. Eat a whole cake instead of just a slice.Burn your ex's house down.You can do it.I believe in you. Louie: There were so many mixed messages in that I can't-
Lenea: How do you there make it through the day?
Dewy: We have one brain cell between the three of us.
Huey: And whoever has it is in charge of the other two.
Louie: That and pure spite.
have i gotten better at drawing him?? i’d like to say so … not banana tho
Ty, gesturing to Banana on his shoulder: The invitation said I could bring a plus one.
Louie: Get out of my house.