Elder Faerie Cookie - Blog Posts

Yeah I ship them

Have an elder fairy too

My bbgs,,,,..

bestie and I are white lily maxxing rn lol

I'm a F2P player that left CRK for two whole years, and I got these in only a week... They must be welcoming my comeback 🥹

I got Mystic on normal banner, White lily from event, Elder Faerie AND Shining glitter in the same pull(normal banner, i pulled them after I finished episode one of Beast Yeast), Oyster just before I went to sleep(also normal banner), Frost Queen as I ACCIDENTALLY SKIPPED EVERYTHING (normal banner ya'll) and Pitaya (also when I wasn't expecting anything in normal banner)..

I’m finally crawling out of art block

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@janayuga

God gave me the ability to edit pictures, and I’m making that everyones problem

Fuck it the bugs ™ have evolved. They captivate me and my tastes got weirder.

we fucking LOVE weird bug people there should be more of them

(Cough cough updated version here cough cough)

OH MY GOD OH MY GOD HOLY SHIT I DID IT

I'M ACTUALLY GOING TO CRY

This team works 😭 here's my builds that are held together with duct tape

If you can at least get them to a similar level/setup, it might take a few tries

but it works!!!!

i'm crying

ohhh my god

you can't see it in the picture i took of my ipad screen using my phone (i was so excited i forgot screenshotting was a thing) but it took me like two minutes and twenty-something seconds i think.

i was just experimenting and then i remembered i had Wildberry on nothing but HP (if you give him enough he doesn't even need ATK he just hits SCARY hard) so i tried him instead of Financier, i also tried Mystic Flour instead of Parfait (don't), and DL Dark Cacao instead of Elder Faerie (works well, but not as good)

the only thing i'd say is NECESSARY is DMG resist beascuit stats on C Pure Vanilla because it buffs him and HP beascuit stats on Elder Faerie because it means he can give his shards to more cookies, plus getting Parfait & Wildberry's candies to at least +10.

THIS WAS ON AUTO BTW!!!

Here’s another cacao and an elder faerie wip

Ngl sometimes, if you like Shadowfaerie/Eldershadow, you can feel almost like a Gaylor because tHE HINTS, THEY'RE DROPPING THE HINTS EVERYBODY and then you just sober up, looks at these «connectors» between them again and it's just straight up the most delusional made up bullshit a man ever saw

It's a bit silly, but I remember a year ago I compared the whole Beast-Yeast with Silmarillion for some reason, calling Elder Faerie Manwë Cookie

Well, that's literally what Maiar from there did: shapeshift

I'm gonna throw this theory out here and see how it lives through the upcoming crk updates

I already speculated that each of the Beasts are representing different type of dread: Mystic Flour, for instance, is as creepy as the wraith from the old abandoned castle (or temple) can be – she is someone you're afraid to meet alone in the dark, out of anyone's reach. Burning Spice, on the other hand, is terrifying as the foe on the battlefield can be – someone clearly too powerful for you to stand a chance against, and someone who can and will bring you the long and painful destruction. Now, two other Beasts we haven't met yet, but I imagine they can represent something similar. Since Eternal Sugar represents sloth, I think, their type of fear would be fear to once discover yourself in their situation – bored and tired of life, having nothing to amuse yourself with anymore and dragging everyone around you with yourself. Silent Salt might be similar, but not completely: I imagine, they would represent fear of becoming like them, isolated and completely devoid of any human interaction in one's life, possibly even viewing connections and friendships as lower and inferior to their grandiose self.

Finally, Shadow Milk, whom we've met first and who isn't particularly scary at the first sight – silly and goofy, rather, but not terrifying – I think can represent fear of being someone you're afraid your loved ones could turn into. Giving how he's already betrayed Elder Faerie and stuff akhem-

But that's just my take, I don't know if it turns out to be correct in the end.

Elder Faerie Cookie may not have Legendary status (which he should have, considering his lore), but he sure has the Legendary rarity, because I swear to god it's IMPOSSIBLE to upgrade this man

His soulstones in Town Square and Arena are so rare I had to wait for two months for just ONE, and it was possible to obtain him in gacha only when it was his specific banner. Even I, stuck in the whale hell in the Vanilla server, witness people having 5A Ancients, 5+ Woke Cacao and even 5A Beasts sometimes, but NEVER HIM. He's the definition of a rare Pokémon.

I just want to put it out there: even though I'm a die-hard Shadowfaerie fan (the 40+ pages fanfiction about them must be a hint to this but idk), I am in full support of other Elder Faerie pairings*, for instance – ElderCacao. I think one day I'm absolutely going to write something about them too, because, well, I appreciate the rarity – it takes guts to ship something so rare, I also appreciate the aesthetic (the entire Elder Faerie's and his Kingdom vibe is Silmarillion/LOTR coded, but this particular pairing – especially, for some reason), and also old man yuri supremacy. I have nothing against that as well, but honestly I'm fed up with DC being shipped exclusively with fragile little meow-meows, give him someone Tolkienishly knightly already 🍃✨🧝‍♀️

*aside from, perhaps, ElderLily, but not because I actively dislike them or sm, I'm just not particularly interested in them 🙌

So...

I wrote a 41 page fanfiction about ShadowFaerie (which was originally intended to be a 3-4 mini 💀), how they started being together, how they... uh, let's say, «parted ways» and how did Elder Faerie spend his entire life after Shadow Milk's imprisonment. Very emotional, sometimes disturbing (that's why it's rated R, because of violence) and absolutely incomprehensible to read.

I just didn't post it on AO3 because I'm not sure about it at all and I need to have some time to translate it to English. I'm just not sure if it will add another proof of this ship being toxic. Just needed to get it out of my system, nwm.

I'm sorry for being late I brought you some eldershadow memes again

No tbh I understand that everyone was crying and upset when Elder Faerie died, but now I'm kinda convinced that he deliberately decided to perish because he knew that Shadow Milk likes to torture his targets with his quizzes and only died to avoid the insane bitter-ex-lore leak

I'm sorry

Additionally: okay, so now Manwë Cookie dies, does it mean we're allowed to make angst with them?

Maybe it's a weird take but Shadow Milk Cookie and Elder Faerie Cookie OBVIOUSLY look like a divorced couple because they interacted like one

I really don't know what happened between them, but for someone as wise and reserved as Elder Faerie to repeat in almost every line something like «no, don't listen to him» or «no, shut your mouth, no, no, stop talking» seemed really strange to me and then I realized this lmao.

Maybe it's a weird take but Shadow Milk Cookie and Elder Faerie Cookie OBVIOUSLY look like a divorced couple because they interacted like one

I really don't know what happened between them, but for someone as wise and reserved as Elder Faerie to repeat in almost every line something like «no, don't listen to him» or «no, shut your mouth, no, no, stop talking» seemed really strange to me and then I realized this lmao.

Dude needs to look good for white lily

This is coming completely out of no where but,,

Elder Faerie totally has a skincare routine

Cause like,, his skin looks so soft?? So does his hair NGL,,

He has both a skincare and haircare typa fella

Part one↓↓

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This is SO old + designs are outdated(for my au at least) and I don't think I'm gonna finish it but. Y'know. Shadowspice grind never ends....

More info on what Fair Flour meant ↓

BASICALLY ,, Fair Flour was implying that Blueberry Yogurt and Elderberry had officially become a pair 🎉 BUT FOR SPICY CAYENNE,, not only did that break his heart, he also was sort of surprised that Blueberry--his closest friend-- didn't even tell him about it...... YUPPPP and it's real awkward between them for a couple thousand years until elderberry ends up having to leave blueberry due to foreseeing the danger and corruption blueberry will bring to the faerie kingdom and all of Cookiekind! WHICH PLAYS OUT IN CAYENNES FAVOR SO. WHATEVER.

A comic about confessions... (PRE CORRUPTION)

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remember "literally married" about eldad faerie au purelily? yeah, they are literally married, i meant it

shadow milk just wants to throw flowers at his sis and bestie's wedding but everybody knows no one's gonna let him (especially if he jumps on someone from unknowm height)

Okay, so Eldad Faerie is that meme that goes "how many children do you have? – you mean biologically, legally or emotionally? There's difference"

Because biologically it's none, but it immediately jumps up to five at legally, I'm only half joking about Beasts being in his custody.

And then when it comes to emotionally you add purelily, getting seven.

Regarding your eldad faerie au-

Does he live in your au? Like he doesn't just go off and die?

Yep, he does not just go off and die. To summarise him living (still look at the pic though, it has not only details):

Pure Vanilla got as stubborn as his love of his life and refused to let Elder Faerie sacrifice his Life Powder for White Lily and did so himself, so when Elder Faerie launched that powerful attack he did not die and left White Lily as his succesor, he just needed some rest.

feel free to ask any questions im alrready craving for more

also, i like him with short hairbangs, im leaving him with short hairbangs even though i relaised they're long

Here comes Eldad Faerie AU, today's guests – Pure Vanilla and White Lily. Also, I opened Eldad Faerie AU Ask, so please, ask!

White Lily likes to visit Faerie Kingdom. Pure Vanilla doesn't want to let her go there alone, so he comes with her.

Shadow Milk _loves_ messing with Pure Vanilla when he visits. Not too seriously, he just wants to get on his nerves, just like he does with Eldad Faerie. His number 1 favourite "im gonna make him go insane/hj" is Elder Faerie, and his number 1.5 favourite is Pure Vanilla (no way he's second, Shadow Milk likes him way too much to let him be in the second place(still, not the first place, he does not fully live up to Eldad Faerie))

Elder Faerie is bothered by this, but Pure Vanilla gets that Shadow Milk puts no malice in this, and tries to reassure him. Elder Faerie is not sure he can believe in Shadow Milk behaving good enough, but he's sure he can believe whatever Pure Vanilla says (light of Truth, after all), so he sighs and lets it slide, hoping it won't bite him in the back (it's probably won't, but nobody's to say that Shadow Milk isn't gonna bite him just for fun)

Here goes Eldad Faerie kinda-crack AU

It's basically Elder Faerie being some kind of dad to this bunch of mentally unhealthy cookies

That sketch about "traumatic experience" started this idea so it half-belongs to this au

main info is written on sketch, I guess, I odn't know what to say yet

it does not yet have a timeline or reasoning or something, however I mostly think of it being like Elder Faerie is alive and well enough and Beasts are still mentally unhealthy but they kinda try to be better (kinda post-basically any plot that would unfold with Beasts) and they're under EF's unofficial custody

also it is not set in stone yet, however it is possible he was already appointed by Witches to being their dad before they got their "oof lmao"s, but I'm still thinking about it