Abuela Alma: What became more clear as you got older?
Bruno: Why the Grinch wanted to live alone with his dog.
Dolores: So what does it eat?
Camilo: Updog.
Antonio: [starts breakdancing]
Camilo: Not yet. Wait until she asks what that is.
Artist perks: I can draw this. Artist Cons; hand Hurt now
Bruno: What did I do to upset you?
Pepa: I don't know what you mean.
Bruno, pointing at all his stuff that has been moved to the highest shelf: I'm not dumb.
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Luisa: Mami, do you know how long it takes until you start hallucinating from sleep deprivation?
Julieta: I think-
Bruno: Seventy-two hours.
Julieta: ...How do you-
Bruno, staring into empty space over the rim of his coffee cup: There's a clown behind you.
Isabela: Gay rights? Yes, I'm gay and I'm always rigth.
Fighting to know who are the best pair of cousins.
Camilo: Well Dolores, maybe you and Isabela have matching skirts that you made for each other.
Camilo: But Mirabel and I got silver themed bracelets last week.
Dolores: Camilo, those weren't bracelets, they were handcuffs.
Isabela: And you were wearing them because you were arrested for trying to steal a Chuck E. Cheese's robot.
Mirabel: No, I'm pretty sure they were family bracelets.
Camilo: *Eating his third round of arepas*
Mirabel: Camilo you are eating a lot, your gift should leave you hungry.
Camilo: I'm not hungry... I'm anxious.
Bruno and Camilo: *Singing and dancing around a rat dressed as a chef* Remy, the ratatouille, the rat of all my dreams, I praise you, my ratatouille, May the world remember, Your name.
Dolores: *Crying in her room*
Dolores: ¡Bravisimo! Ratmón deserves a RaTony.
Mirabel: What happens to the car if you press the break and the accelerator at the same time?
Camilo: It takes a screenshot.
Isabela: Both of you get out.
Pepa: Has anyone seen Camilo?
Julieta: He is in the kitchen washing dishes.
Pepa: *Surprised* Voluntarily? But he hates doing that.
Julieta: Yes, but he also likes to imagine what his life would be like if he were married to a millionaire man while he was doing it.
Camilo: *Sighing and washing the dishes* We would have a very nice farm with white horses and a vaquita named Rosario.
Bruno: Before making the Christmas toast, I would like to thank Camilo for giving me some coins before dinner.
Dolores: *Whispering* Why did you give him money?
Camilo: I thought he was a marihuano.
Camilo: *Watching Dolores sleep*
Camilo: *Thinking* Oh, she looks so calm and peaceful when she sleeps.
Camilo: *Places a megaphone next to Dolores's face*
The Madrigal family during their game night.
Alma: For 5 points, countries with J.
Mirabel: Japón.
Lusia: Jordania.
Dolores: Jamaica.
Camilo: No, jamaica is not a country.
Camilo: Es un agua fresca.
Everyone: ...
Isabela: What did you write?
Camilo: ...
Camilo: Jawai.
Pepa: What does "Mood af" mean?
Camilo: Mood as fuck. Like my current mood or whatever.
Pepa: Bien.
Pepa: Now, why did you comment that under a video of a gorilla throwing his own shit.
Camilo: Am I a boy? Am I a girl? Who knows, but I'm going to annoy everyone here.
Camilo: Tío Bruno?
Mirabel: You know we love you, right?
Bruno: What did you do this time?
Camilo: Nothing...
Mirabel: Camilo impersonated you and gave false predictions to the people in town.
Camilo: Traidora