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3 years ago

Abuela Alma: What became more clear as you got older?

Bruno: Why the Grinch wanted to live alone with his dog.


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3 years ago

Dolores: So what does it eat?

Camilo: Updog.

Antonio: [starts breakdancing]

Camilo: Not yet. Wait until she asks what that is.


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3 years ago

Artist perks: I can draw this.  Artist Cons; hand Hurt now 

Artist Perks: I Can Draw This.  Artist Cons; Hand Hurt Now 

Bruno: What did I do to upset you?

Pepa: I don't know what you mean.

Bruno, pointing at all his stuff that has been moved to the highest shelf: I'm not dumb.


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3 years ago
My Humble Contribution To This

My humble contribution to this

Luisa: Mami, do you know how long it takes until you start hallucinating from sleep deprivation?

Julieta: I think-

Bruno: Seventy-two hours.

Julieta: ...How do you-

Bruno, staring into empty space over the rim of his coffee cup: There's a clown behind you.


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3 years ago

Fighting to know who are the best pair of cousins.

Camilo: Well Dolores, maybe you and Isabela have matching skirts that you made for each other.

Camilo: But Mirabel and I got silver themed bracelets last week.

Dolores: Camilo, those weren't bracelets, they were handcuffs.

Isabela: And you were wearing them because you were arrested for trying to steal a Chuck E. Cheese's robot.

Mirabel: No, I'm pretty sure they were family bracelets.


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3 years ago

Camilo: *Eating his third round of arepas*

Mirabel: Camilo you are eating a lot, your gift should leave you hungry.

Camilo: I'm not hungry... I'm anxious.


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3 years ago

Bruno and Camilo: *Singing and dancing around a rat dressed as a chef* Remy, the ratatouille, the rat of all my dreams, I praise you, my ratatouille, May the world remember, Your name.

Dolores: *Crying in her room*

Dolores: ¡Bravisimo! Ratmón deserves a RaTony.


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3 years ago

Mirabel: What happens to the car if you press the break and the accelerator at the same time?

Camilo: It takes a screenshot.

Isabela: Both of you get out.


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3 years ago

Pepa: Has anyone seen Camilo?

Julieta: He is in the kitchen washing dishes.

Pepa: *Surprised* Voluntarily? But he hates doing that.

Julieta: Yes, but he also likes to imagine what his life would be like if he were married to a millionaire man while he was doing it.

Camilo: *Sighing and washing the dishes* We would have a very nice farm with white horses and a vaquita named Rosario.


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3 years ago

Bruno: Before making the Christmas toast, I would like to thank Camilo for giving me some coins before dinner.

Dolores: *Whispering* Why did you give him money?

Camilo: I thought he was a marihuano.


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3 years ago

Camilo: *Watching Dolores sleep*

Camilo: *Thinking* Oh, she looks so calm and peaceful when she sleeps.

Camilo: *Places a megaphone next to Dolores's face*


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3 years ago

The Madrigal family during their game night.

Alma: For 5 points, countries with J.

Mirabel: Japón.

Lusia: Jordania.

Dolores: Jamaica.

Camilo: No, jamaica is not a country.

Camilo: Es un agua fresca.

Everyone: ...

Isabela: What did you write?

Camilo: ...

Camilo: Jawai.


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3 years ago

Pepa: What does "Mood af" mean?

Camilo: Mood as fuck. Like my current mood or whatever.

Pepa: Bien.

Pepa: Now, why did you comment that under a video of a gorilla throwing his own shit.


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3 years ago

Camilo: Am I a boy? Am I a girl? Who knows, but I'm going to annoy everyone here.


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3 years ago

Camilo: Tío Bruno?

Mirabel: You know we love you, right?

Bruno: What did you do this time?

Camilo: Nothing...

Mirabel: Camilo impersonated you and gave false predictions to the people in town.

Camilo: Traidora


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