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2 years ago

crystalbrain-george motherfucking bush 1/1 NFT

Crystalbrain-george Motherfucking Bush 1/1 NFT

ok, so do you remember this dude, george h.w. bush?? he totally held up a bag of crack cocaine on TV and this was supposed to make us like afraid of black dudes all high on crack with guns and shit. like ok what the fuck ever, you certainly remember the big quarter-rock of crack you took out of the microwave and passed around with me and reagan, or are you so short on memory, maybe from smoking so much premium rock? like i totally remember we were standing inside that petroleum refinery when i was 11 and you just sort of fondled my ass and asked me with a sweet grin if i wanted to get really high. and i was like "what the fuck dude, there's oil everywhere, don't light that shit up in here, you'll burn the place down." and then you hit it anyways and reagan had to put out the fire with a garden hose that i thought looked like a snake because i was so high after you passed the rock to me. anyways, saddam fucked with your oil in kuwait and you got pissed off at him like some wrathful babylonian deity and i was like "just chill man, the dude just wants a port to ship his oil out of, just let it be or something."

but then i took another hit of crack and the thought of blowing the shit out of a foreign country sounded kind of cool in that cracked up kind of way we had with ourselves. do you want to know a secret? saddam and i were like BDSM buddies after the war ended; yeah, i took my 13 year old self over to iraq and we were like trying out new torture techniques on each other, it was really kind of fun. can you picture my 13 year old ass with a whip just givin it hard to saddam while chicks in harem pants stuffed grapes in his mouth and slapped him around with hot spatulas? because i never told you about that george, i never got a chance to. so while most people remember the US army giving it hard in the ass to saddam, i was the real deal, i actually raided his palace and we played hide-and-go-fuck-yourself with all kinds of cool mesopotamian torture devices. what the fuck do you think of that, huh? you never had so much fun.


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1 year ago
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Unveiling the Top 20 DeFi Projects Dominating the Market.

In this comprehensive exploration, we delve into the top 20 DeFi projects based on market capitalization, highlighting their unique features, contributions, and impact on the burgeoning decentralized financial landscape.


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2 years ago

Watch "Ethereum's Rise to Glory: The Future of Crypto Unfolding 🪙 #shorts" on YouTube

Ethereum's Rise to Glory: The Future of Crypto Unfolding 🪙 #shorts
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Get ready for Ethereum 2023! Join the revolution and discover the future of decentralized finance. With its cutting-edge technology and inno

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2 years ago

Watch "New Crypto Wave 🌊 #shorts" on YouTube

New Crypto Wave 🌊 #shorts
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The 2023 crypto wave is causing quite a buzz in the financial world! With new cryptocurrencies popping up faster than cake at a wedding, it'

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2 years ago

Watch "Famous!!! How Ethereum got there... 🤩 ⭐" on YouTube

Famous!!! How Ethereum got there... 🤩 ⭐
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In 2014, Buterin and the other co-founders of Ethereum launched a crowdsourcing campaign where they sold participants Ether (Ethereum tokens

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L2s rooted in Bitcoin’s PoW could bring global scalability to blockchain’s core values
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Merge-mining L2s with Bitcoin enables incredible network speeds to be achieved without sacrificing security or decentralization.

Our blockchain at SYS Labs and our Layer 2, Rollux, are merge-mined with Bitcoin. Check it out at SysLabs.com or Rollux.com.

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7 years ago
🔥$300 CRYPTO GIVEAWAY🔥 ▫️repost Tags Didn't Post On The First... To Celebrate Our Growth And

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7 years ago
🔥$300 CRYPTO GIVEAWAY🔥 ▫️ To Celebrate Our Growth And Trading Success We Are Giving Back To

🔥$300 CRYPTO GIVEAWAY🔥 ▫️ To celebrate our growth and trading success we are giving back to our most loyal followers read the description below for entry rules. ▫️ 📌RULES 🔹Follow @crypto.dreams 🔹repost this on your page 🔹Tag two friends 🔹comment which crypto you want to win ▫️ That is all best of luck , winners will be announced May 20th and 500 likes MAKE SURE YOU TURN POST NOTIFICATIONS ON. I'm going with some Golem... #crypto #cryptocurrency #giveaway #giveaways #bitcoin #ethereum #golem #neo #ripple (at Sacramento, California)


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