Florida Man - Blog Posts
Florida man killed the ox that drank the water that quenched the fire that burned the stick that beat the dog that bit the cat that ate a goat purchased for two zuzim
…and it all took place in Boca Raton.
OKAY CALL ME CRAZY BUT I THINK RUS IS AFRAID OF FLORIDIANS.
In his Undernet info- he has pathological fear of the artist Pitbull, T Pain, and Flo Rida. All rap artists from Florida-
I think he is afraid especially of the Flordia Man in memes so that’s why and uh— I can’t blame him djejwwj IM LITERALLY FLORIDIAN
I get this can be a joke but it’s just so hilarious to me especially as a Florida gurl who simps for him hehe
I’m so sorry @bonelyheartsclub that I had came to this conclusion but I love it
Chapter 8!!! Sorry it’s so late to the point it’s not Sunday anymore, I got sidetracked with other things.
Chapter 9 comes out January 1st! Perfect start to the new year!
Saw a homeless guy with a chainsaw this morning, that's one way to do it, you go guy, you climb to the top
So:
I did that Florida man birthday thing and...
Jesus Christ.
Reblog with your own, if you like.
While cute and small now, adult American Alligators can grow up to fifteen feet long! Their massive size is not only a deterrent to predators, but also helps them accomplish a very important role in the environment.
American Alligators are known as Keystone Species. That fun vocab term means they are a species capable of establishing a new ecosystem for a bunch of other animals in addition to themselves. They dig for water to create Gator Holes. These gator holes become homes for fish, amphibians, and water birds. Without gators, the Florida Everglades would be a much drier place.
“Florida Suspect, 22, Allegedly Attacked Mother With Sausages”
April 14th: Florida man slapped with a Big Mouth Billy Bass singing fish after argument
florida man according to http://t2i.cvalenzuelab.com/ is better on his own
I tried it:
This AI is bad at drawing but will try anyways.
There was a paper recently where a research team trained a machine learning algorithm (a GAN they called AttnGAN) to generate pictures based on written descriptions. It’s like Visual Chatbot in reverse. When it was just trained to generate pictures of birds, it did pretty well, actually.
(Although the description didn’t specify a beak and so it just… left it out.)
But when they trained the same algorithm on a huge and highly varied dataset, it had a lot more trouble generating a picture to go with that caption. Below, I give the same caption to a version of their algorithm that has been trained to generate everything from sheep to shopping centers. Cris Valenzuela wrapped their trained model in an entertaining demo that attempts to generate a picture for any caption.
This bird is less, um, recognizable. When the GAN has to draw *anything* I ask for, there’s just too much to keep track of - the problem’s too broad, and the algorithm spreads itself too thin. It doesn’t just have trouble with birds. A GAN that’s been trained just on celebrity faces will tend to produce photorealistic portraits. But this one, however…
In fact, it does a horrifying job with humans because it can never quite seem to get the number of orifices correct.
It’s fun to ask it to draw animals though. It knows the texture of giraffes, but not quite exactly their shape. And it knows that boats are on the water, but not necessarily that they are boats.
It also (like many other image recognition algorithms) gets a bit confused about the difference between sheep and the landscapes they’re found on. Other algorithms recognize sheep in pictures of empty green fields. And this one, when asked to draw sheep…
That’s different, though, from asking it to draw *a* sheep. In that case, it knows exactly what to do. It draws the sheep, and then just to be safe it fills the entire planet with wool too.
It really likes drawing stop signs and clocks. Give it the slightest opportunity to draw one, and it will chuck those things all over the place.
Other than its horrifying humans, this algorithm can actually be pretty delightful.
Try it for yourself!
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