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Alastor as a "Gift from God" AU
Inspired by the TV Show Lucifer. I could not get this idea out of my head so into the tumblr void it goes.
Edit: PART 2 up now.
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Sera could count on one hand the number of times the Almighty personally called for her. And every single one before was the precursor to some disaster or threat.
She was confused when she was beckoned past the throne room, away from the meeting rooms, and into the Almighty's workshop. There was no dust or cobwebs for God would not allow it, but it was known among the higher-ups that The Almighty had not had the motivation for creation in eons.
"The screams of the damned awoke me today," God's many hands reached out from their ineffable form to grasp jars and potions of dubious origins.
Sera stiffened. "I thought you could not see into Lucifer's domain."
She had not dared to think she could hide the First Extermination from The Almighty's gaze but she'd hoped she have more time.
"Never before today have souls perished a second time." God collected more vials and instruments that Sera could not for the life of her understand the purpose of.
"Such fear," and they sounded sad, "over the birth of one child."
The Anti-Christ, Lucifer's daughter was more than just a simple baby. Her parents had hidden her for decades, but the change in their attitude was noticeable even before her existence was made known to heaven. Lucifer again grew bolder and more fanatical with his ideas and Lilith-
If they'd only known sooner.
Silence passed as God worked. Sera kept her head bowed so she could not see what was being created. But they did not demand she stop the exterminations, and that was enough for her to finally raise her head and peak at The Almighty's first creation in centuries.
A soul. Or what would become one soon enough.
Her curiosity finally broke through. "You have not crafted a soul by hand since-" She cut herself off. No need to push her luck.
"This soul is a gift." They said. And they began to spin the soul threads together, "They will be an equal. Unchanging. Dynamic. Static. Chaotic." With every word a new thread merged with the steadily-brightening soul.
"A defender. An assailant...An Avenger."
With the final word of God, the soul was finished. But, barring the confusion of all those conflicting traits, Sera was caught up on the first sentence of this new soul's purpose.
"A gift to who?"
God did not answer. But that left her with another more pressing question.
"The creation of a new soul is a breath-taking experience to witness," she began carefully, "But why have you called me here?"
In answer, God reached behind themselves to a corner that Sera had not paid attention to and pulled out the tip of a spear. One from Adam's exorcists.
She tensed as God held it up to the fragile new soul. Angelic steel was crafted solely to bring death to the damned. To souls. Was this her punishment? To bear witness to the creation of life, of potential goodness, only to watch it be snuffed out before it even had a chance?
God pressed the spear to the soul, "Your Exorcists should take heed," the spear stabbed into the soul and Sera couldn't help but cry out in despair. But the soul did not whither or fade. She watched as the spear tip was catapulted away at lightning speed, burying itself in the wall across from them.
"And avoid his attention."
Eve Reincarnation!AU
*He/she/they pronouns for Eve
Eve was bored. Heaven's wonders could only entertain her for so long. And she was sick of the pity and condescension.
For all that Lucifer was damned to the hell he created for his actions, he at least had Lilith with him to bare the burden.
She was not so lucky. Adam would sooner die a second death than take accountability. And the angels regarded her alone with mixed pity and suspicion.
Adam thrived in heaven, but it stifled her like nothing else. Eternal peace was stagnant; she missed Earth and eagerly watched the planet and her descendents antics with curiosity.
It was her who first put forth the idea of reincarnation. But Sera, bewildered by her desire to leave heaven and wary of having her alive after her first fuckup (honestly, eat one fruit and they never let you forget it!), dismissed her.
It was just her luck that Adam, who ran his mouth faster than his brain could keep up, bragged about getting the Seraphim to agree to his yearly hell extermination where her request had been rejected.
And wasn't it just grand that it was supposed to be a secret? Wouldn't it be a shame for that to get out, right, Sera?
Her reincarnation request was approved. She was the first and only soul to be granted this. Per her request, heaven would be barred from viewing or interfering with her new life.
And it was wonderful! They had a new life, a new name, a new gender! And no one to hold them back and say 'remember the apple, Eve?'
Then they died. And back to heaven they went, unknowing of their past life as Eve. Until Sera accousted them before they'd even made it through the gate.
Sera conjured a glowing white apple and offered it to them. Their curiosity had followed them to this next life so they accepted and the Seraphim smiled sardonically and said, 'Welcome back Eve.'
But they. weren't. EVE! Not anymore. Or at least they were not JUST eve.
But being the only soul to reincarnate, the angels just didn't understand that. Nor would Sera care to, she allowed Adam and Eve's requests only if she could ignore the consequences.
The human who once was Eve, decided to reincarnate again. Anything to escape their dreary eternity in heaven.
And then he died. And Sera offered him the apple, said, 'Welcome back Eve' and on and on the cycle continued.
He tried to lead his next few lifetimes into sin, maybe in hell they'd get at least some of the excitement she'd loved from Earth.
She had no clue how she kept getting into heaven. Over the course of several different lives, they'd committed all sorts of sins. And yet it never stuck.
So they struck a deal, and in his next life, she finally got what she'd been craving.
Eternal Entertainment.
Welcome to hell, Alastor.
Margaret White Denied Entrance from Heaven
(Just after Margaret White died, she finds herself above the clouds in front of a golden gate, decorated with an eye. In front of said gates are Sera and Deerie. The former having a disgusted look on her face and the latter a smug one. Nonetheless, Margaret is excited.)
Margaret: Is this Heaven? Have I pleased the Lord enough to get here?
Sera: Think again, Mrs. White.
Deerie: Mmm yeah no, sorry. But I’m afraid your abuse of your daughter, manipulating her, before finally trying to kill her has cost you your ticket to enter. Yeah, no.
Margaret: WHAT!? What are you talking about? Everything I did was in Heaven’s name! I deserve to be here!
Sera: No you do not. All your beliefs are nothing but ridiculous lies just to keep your daughter in line. Most of them don’t even make any sense: “Acne being God’s way of chastising you”? “The first sin was intercourse”? I’ll have you know the first sin was in fact disobedience.
Margaret: Everything I did for my Carrie was to protect her, and when I stabbed her in the back with that knife, it was to free her from witchcraft and her sins.
(As Margaret keeps blabbering on, Sera facepalms in annoyance and Deerie files her hoof, uninterested in her excuse.)
Sera: It doesn’t matter, because of your sins and false beliefs in your religion, you are banned from ever entering Heaven’s gates.
(Shocked, slack-jawed, and wide-eyed, Margaret throws a tantrum; scratching herself and pulling her own hair as she did when trying to manipulate Carrie to not go to Prom.)
Margaret: NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! This cannot be! I did everything for Jesus! Let me into Heaven! You can’t do this to me!!!
(Sera, unamused at Margaret’s immature outburst, turns her back on her and is about to leave before commenting,)
Sera: You know, it’s delusional hypocrites like you who give Heaven a bad name.
Deerie: So yeah. Sorry to have to do this but… you’re going to Hell. Bye! ^_^
(A portal suddenly appears under Margaret’s feet, and she falls down, screaming as she does so.)
This one took a whole lot longer to work on, especially with having to get the details in Sera’s hair, wings, and dress right. I had thought about working on something like this for a while now. And let me tell you, watching Margaret getting denied by Sera is as satisfying as a big fat slice of catharsis pie! Not to mention I took a little inspiration from this piece from BlackWolfStar15: https://www.deviantart.com/blackwolfstar15/art/Contest-Entry-Margaret-Gets-Rejected-By-Heaven-884506113. Anyway, I hope you all like this. Like I said, it may have taken a lot more time and precision to get this done, but it was all worth it.
Margaret White from Carrie belongs to Stephen King and MGM
And Deerie and Sera from Helluva Boss and Hazbin Hotel respectively belong to Vivienne “Vivziepop” Medrano, A24, and Amazon Prime
The residents of Heaven are looking for a SERA to join them!
INFERNUM RECONCINNO is a 20+ NSFW thrilling crossover discord roleplay set in the chaotic and vibrant universes of Hazbin Hotel and Helluva Boss.
The residents of Heaven are looking for a SERA to join them!
INFERNUM RECONCINNO is a 20+ NSFW thrilling crossover discord roleplay set in the chaotic and vibrant universes of Hazbin Hotel and Helluva Boss.
The following character(s) have been re opened for reservations/applications:
Sera
I’m watching Hazbin Hotel rn, and I have an idea for a Season 2 episode:
Ok so we know how Sir Pentious got into Heaven, so perhaps Sera and Emily would want to schedule another meeting with Charlie to talk about future plans in heaven. To accompany her, instead of bringing Vaggie, Charlie brings one or two of the Hotel’s residents. While in Heaven, they run into a family member who made it into heaven without them and they reunite, thus giving the character a reason to want to redeem themselves.
I have three potential ideas for who could go with Charlie:
1. Angel Dust: Angel would go to support Charlie. He has a sister who’s already in heaven and seeing them reunite would be so sweet.
2. Alastor: Even though he’s not working on redemption, he’d still go with Charlie to help represent the hotel. Alastor has a mother, and perhaps she’s in heaven without him, so seeing his mother again would maybe make Alastor think about redemption even though he never had before.
3. Cherri bomb: An odd choice but she’d go with Charlie so she could see Sir Pentious again. They’d have a chance to work out their complex relationship with one another after Sir Pentious died.
Sorry if this is all over the place. I just wanted to share this idea I had real quick.
Everyone in Hazbin Hotel sounding like a duck except the man obsessed with them lmao
Feat. bonus geese Angel and Lute + bonus turkey Angel
Lucifer seething with jealousy rn
