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After After Math
Helena: Wife of mine...He breaks into houses
Y/N: No! He slides down the chimney bearing gifts
Helena: That's still breaking and entering!
Y/N: But he doesn't steal anything.
Helena: He still broke in and entered the house.
Helena: And why does he bring gifts? He broke in and the mysterious packages could be dangerous.
Y/N: Helena...
Helena: No! I'm concerned for the world! Why has he not been caught yet?
Helena: And he has slaves!
Y/N trying so hard not to laugh: The elves aren't slaves, babe.
Helena: So he pays them?
Y/N: ...
Helena *taking her swords down from the wall*: I am going to free the slaves.
Y/N: No no no... Oh my God what have I done?
(One of my friends and I collabed on this)
The AfterMath
After a long reteaching of Christmas, Onyx tells them to repeat after her.
Onyx: SANTA!
Helena: Breaking and entering
Emeril: Food raids
Amara: Facial hair = villian
Onyx: ...
Onyx: Godammit
Ranza: Don't think they'll agree...
Locker Room Talk, Christmas! Day 10
Amara and Helena walk in laughing and talking.
Helena: No! No! It was fun, truly.
Amara: Are you sure?
Helena: Yes! You are very good with your sword.
Amara: Thank you, Helena.
Helena: Anyti-
Onyx and Emeril walk around them carrying a banner, going on their tippy-toes to get the banner over them. They end up hitting Amara and Helena in the face.
Amara: Hold on! Hold on! What are you doing?
Onyx: Decor! Fifteen days until Christmas.
Helena: Pardon me for asking but
Amara: Onyx...what exactly is Christmas?
Emeril: I don't either...But she said help and decorate in the same sentence so~
Onyx: Awww...Meril- You could have told me.
Emeril: I'm sorry.
Amara and Helena look at each other, before getting the banner and putting it up where Onyx wanted.
Onyx: Thanks, loves! I'll explain what it is. Sit, my children.
Amara, Helena, and Emeril sit down as she explains Christmas with flare, making them laugh.
Helena: Mmm...Okay, I think I understand.
Onyx: What have you learned?
Helena: Light the fireplace on Christmas Eve.
Onyx: No!
Emeril: Lock the refrigerator!
Onyx: No...Emeril...
Amara: Don't let strange men with thick moustaches and beards into your home. Specifically of the snowy white colour.
Onyx: This is hopeless.
Locker Room Talk Pt.7
Vinca: These heels hurt like a bitch...
Runa: Then why do you wear them?
Helena: I'm thinking it's to make her taller.
Vinca: Didn't ask you.
Helena: You didn't ask the question.
Runa: I did ask the question...
Vinca: *sigh* It's whatever...I just want to be a bit taller.
Helena: Vinca, those are six-inch heels...I would be concerned if your feet didn't hurt.
Vinca: So? Six-inch pumps or not, my feet shouldn't hurt.
Runa: Don't you complain about those heels all of the time?
Vinca: Didn't ask you.
Helena: She does. She chose to complain to us this time.
Vinca: Are you ignoring me?
Runa: No. Just whenever you choose to be an ass we don't respond to you.
*Helena silently chuckles*
Vinca: You know what? I have better things to do.
Runa: Oh? Like Joan?
*Helena snickers as Vinca growls under her breath. Helena grabs her sword*
Helena: I have to train. Tell Joan I said Hi.
Locker Room Talk Pt.6
Amara: I left my sword in someone's purse.
Nora: Amara...I don't think that's how this world works.
Helena: Nora is correct on that point.
Onyx: Yeah, I have never seen anyone stick a sword in a purse.
Nora: I surely wouldn't, I personally prefer a satchel.
Helena: Same here.
Amara: I have the same preference with bags.
Onyx: I like purses!
*Beat of silence*
Onyx: You saw Amala right?
Helena: Please do not bring up Amala.
Onyx: Alright then! Better topic of conversation!
Nora: Mhm?
Onyx: So...No one is going to talk about how Nova walks around in on-brand crop tops and baggy sweat pants.
Amara: Comfort clothes? I don't see what's wrong about walking around the dorms in comfort clothes.
Onyx: Not the clothes, Amara...THE ABS!
*Nora coughs*
Nora: Glad I'm not the only one staring.
*Everyone bursts into giggle*
Amara: Okay, okay. But can we please talk about Helena and her independent walk?
Helena: Isn't gossip supposed to be when the person isn't around?
Onyx: It's not gossip...it's complements.
Nora: Agreed, the way you sway your hips when you walk is something no one in this sorority can ignore.
Helena: I don't understand...
Onyx: You are sexy as fuck! No one disagrees.
*Nora and Amara hum in agreement*
Helena: O-oh...Thank you.
Locker Room Talk Pt.2
Aurora: Tell me one thing you find sexy about women.
Serena: No.
*Aurora looks to Helena*
Helena: I don't want to be here. Stop looking at me.
*Aurora continues to stare. Helena slams her locker closed and struts out of the room*
Aurora: Damn~ That-
Serena: Don't say it.
Amala (Witch Queen): Say it and I will freeze your heart and crush it under my foot.
Aurora: Well shit- My bad, Witch Queen.
Amala: Call me that one more time and will cut off your first three fingers.
Aurora: Why my first thr- Oh...oh shit- Okay-