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I want a just a really tooth-rotting sweet fluffy relationship. Like give me little kisses, give me hugs from behind, late night cuddles, deep conversations at 3 in the morning, cute and corny little pet names, random ‘I love you’s, staying up until midnight to help the other with work, dancing in the kitchen late at night with no music in the background, watching bad movies and throwing popcorn at each other, constant compliments even when the other person knows they look like absolute garbage, cooking together and ending up more messy than the kitchen, little inside jokes, telling each other stupid jokes that make no sense, tickle fights that end with us both on the floor laughing, wearing each others clothes even when they’re too big or too small, trying on each the others jewelry even if it looks weird, photo bombing each others pictures with weird faces, singing bad karaoke together, telling each other weird stories, pillow fights together, teasing each other jokingly, protecting each other from our fears, watching scary movies together and ending up curled together too scared to move, crying over romance movies, eating each others ice cream and then somehow mixing them together, singing together in the car, being able to come to each other for help, being able to cry together, going to a park and just running around together, remembering special events in each others lives, going on random spur of the moment dates, showing up at each others houses with fast food because we knew the other was feeling down, comforting each other when needed. I just want something sweet and simple.
wtf even is five minute crafts it legitimately terrifies me
i want rogue back pls, i’ll watch the next episode of doctor who after i emotionally recover (maybe three weeks idk) i just want to know that he’s safe and the doctor will be happy with him
that time my bestie and i managed to gaslight my entire class
let me tell you all the story about the time where my bestie and i told a lie so intricate that it managed to last an entire year. So around like january/february the part of our class that took spanish watched the movie Encanto in class for fun and my friend and i both had crushes on some of the characters and we were teasing each other about it with like codenames and this one obnoxious kid asked about it and my bestie (slick as ever) told them it was about my boyfriend who we decided to name Andrew. And we convinced them that Andrew was real using my sisters phone number (thank you, kiddo) and photos we found online. And they actually believed us. They legitimately believed I had a boyfriend named Andrew and then we told them that I ‘broke up’ with Andrew and got a girlfriend named Leia (also fake but we went even more in depth for her) around Valentine’s day. And when I tell you we crafted these intricate backstories for these people i’m not kidding.
We made up fake siblings for these people, we made fake instagram accounts, fake everything. It was incredible how we managed to convince these kids that these people were real. Although we’d known most of these kids for 11 years so they were easier to manipulate. But we finally spilled the beans after we’d graduated from middle school and honestly i’m not sure they realize that we’re telling the truth that these people aren’t real.
@day-ani
shit people at my school have said
• It's ok everybody makes mistakes. My parents made a mistake when they had me
• Dude! You’re such an NPC! You know what that means? Non-Player character!
• I don't know, Somebody hates me?
•Sir, Ma'am, Mr., Airplane?
• If you wear tight pants your gay
• I just died, you don't get to talk.
• OUT OF MY WAY CHICKEN LOVER
•Do you remember when somebody asked?
• What color is an orange? It’s Donald Trump
• Unfortunately I have to eat this banana
• Look at my Donald Trump Cup!
• I’m like that uncle that only comes back if moneys involved
• Do you wanna hear about my life? Yes you do now shut up.
• WE’RE ALL GONNA DIE BECAUSE OF SCHURZ!!!
• I’m handsome and my name is Oscar.
• Ketchup to drown my sadness.
• WTF IS THAT KID SLENDERMAN?
• Do my friends hate me or do i just need to go to sleep? Both
• Lawyers are professional arguers
• “It’s a prostitute.” “Isn’t that a court thing?”
• “WHY DOES MY HAND SMELL LIKE PEE?”
i’m watching through supernatural for the first time (about to finish season 2) and all i have to say is a relate to dean on an ungodly level, so much it’s scary
I made a fake mom on Instagram named Novaleigh McJohnson why did I do this
modern Doctor Who may be kind of chaotic but nothing beats the level of unhinged chaos that occurred in Classic Doctor Who
I AM NOT OKAY, JORGE!!! IM SENDING YOU MY THERAPY BILLS
new episode of X-Men ‘97 hit me right where it hurts life has no meaning. WHY THEY HAVE TO HIT ME IN THE FEELS ASJAYDKSDHIAHSJQI
rip to Ruby, there is no possible way you are surviving this season. i’m sorry baby, although i’m more sorry for your mum and the doctor because the doctors been through enough and your mum is your mum
i like the color pink
rb this with ur opinion on this shade of pink:
kid in my class called Donatello and I quote “Donnatism” which inspired me to make this
Happy Ides everyone
if the doctor gets a tattoo what happens when he regenerates? Does it stick or does it get erased??
So I’m introverted, I like being alone and having my time alone but I only like it when I know there are other people around who I can be around if I feel like it. Maybe it’s me having grown up in the city and being used to just the hustle and bustle of constant noise and people talking idk
IM SOBBING RN OVER THE LAST EPISODE ANNABETH BEING THERE WHEN LUKE BETRAYED PERCY BROKE MY HEART, LIKE MY BBG OMFG
I AM SO FUCKING EXCITED FOR TOMORROW AND THE FINAL EPISODE OF PJO BUT ALSO REALLY SAD BECAUSE NO MORE PJO SHOW FOR A WHILE LIKE I CANT WAIT TO SEE LUKE BETRAY PERCY BUT ALSO IM SAD BECAUSE NO MORE GROVER
I AM SO FUCKING EXCITED FOR TOMORROW AND THE FINAL EPISODE OF PJO BUT ALSO REALLY SAD BECAUSE NO MORE PJO SHOW FOR A WHILE LIKE I CANT WAIT TO SEE LUKE BETRAY PERCY BUT ALSO IM SAD BECAUSE NO MORE GROVER
happy birthday to Phillip Hamilton, rip to you baby. Also Happy Birthday to Famous Last Words, always been one of my favourite songs off the album.
new game for me: how gay can i dress and act without telling my parents I’m gay.
Guys, where are they? Please, I love using Character Ai for this stuff but sometimes a person needs to read something someone else wrote.
I’m waiting for the 15th Doctor X Reader stories to begin to flood my dash and honestly i am so excited and a little surprised that at least one hasn’t come out. Eh, cant wait
Where are my fifteenth doctor x reader stories? I’m waiting, my dears. I- he’s just so pretty it’s physically hurting me. I also need some Ruby Sunday because Ruby Sunday.
Update: Yeah, there's absolutely nothing and I’ll wait until the Christmas special. I better get some fanfic after that.
I’m waiting for the 15th Doctor X Reader stories to begin to flood my dash and honestly i am so excited and a little surprised that at least one hasn’t come out. Eh, cant wait
I’m gonna check Wattpad and AO3, lemme know if u wanna know what i find
I’m waiting for the 15th Doctor X Reader stories to begin to flood my dash and honestly i am so excited and a little surprised that at least one hasn’t come out. Eh, cant wait
So i decided to rewatch The Giggle this time with my four year old brother because he liked Doctor Who because he likes most of the things I do and also aliens and time travel and stuff are really appealing to four year old boys. Anyways, so I’m watching it and we’re at the part where the Doctors are challenging the Toymaker to a game and my brother goes “Push him off the building.” just completely out of pocket and I’m still dying
I’m waiting for the 15th Doctor X Reader stories to begin to flood my dash and honestly i am so excited and a little surprised that at least one hasn’t come out. Eh, cant wait
JUST GIVE US WHAT WE WANT YOU FUCKING COWARDS
wait if satan punishes evil people how is he bad? someone explain this to me, 11 years in a christian school have taught me nothing about this