Or just go grow illegal plants so anyone who found it is charged with crime and the lawyer can dismiss their verdict as untrustworthy.
Taehyung: Remember, when burying a dead body, to cover it up with endangered plants so it's illegal to dig up. ; )
Jungkook *who just wanted to do gardening with Taehyung*
Jimin *who tagged along*:
Yoongi *who was forced into it*:
bts incorrect quotesbangtanyoongihoseoktaehyungjungkookvjiminj-hopesugarmincorrect quotesincorrect kpop quotesincorrect bts quotesot7btsnamjinseokjinnamjoonNamjoon: *falls down the stairs*
Jin: *catches him* I think you just
Jin:
Jin:
Jin: fell for me
Namjoon: put me down
Namjoon: Was it wrong for scientists to create a pig-human hybrid embryo?
Yoongi: No, but it was wrong to elect him as the president of the United States.
Jungkook: *spits out his apple juice*
(Taehyung and Y/n in the middle of a fight)
Y/n: just take your things and leave
Taehyung: fine
Taehyung: *picks up Y/n and leaves*