Niall: Can we get McDonalds?
Liam: There's food at home
Niall, in tears: I hate this fucking band.
harry: imagine if someone handed you a box full of all the items you have lost throughout your life.
liam: self-esteem, haven't seen you in years!
zayn: oh wow, my childhood innocence! thank you for finding this!
niall: i knew i lost that potential somewhere!
louis: my moral code, is that you?
harry:
harry: i was just gonna show you this cool trunk my mother left me but do you guys need a hug?
neither have i zayn
Zayn: After a couple slices if pizza, Niall burst into tears and says, "My mouth wants more, but my tummy doesn't"!
Zayn: I've never related to anything more.
Zayn: so do you have any crush?
Harry: the only crush i have is crushing anxiety.
Harry: also Louis.
Zayn: *concerned Zayn noises*
larry texting
Louis: hey babe what are you doing
Louis: babyy how are you
Harry: calm down, no need to double text
Louis: do i look like i care if i double text
Louis: i'll fucking triple text
Louis: buzz buzz it's me with the fifth text bitch
Louis: i'm not wasting my money on anything stupid, why would you assume shit?
Liam: you literally just bought ice cream machines worth thousands of pounds EACH for all mcdonalds near your fucking house!
Louis: as i said! i don't waste my money on stupid shit!!
Louis: I'm not mad I just want to know why you two need a fake ID?
Harry: *mumbles*
Louis: What was that?
Niall: ...You need to be over 18 at PetCo to hold the puppies.
Louis: Your smile? Makes my day
Harry: Your happiness? What I live for
Niall: A room? fucking get one