Man life does really be like that sometimes huh.
“I just want to be in love with a boy the way boys like boys and in love with a girl the way girls like girls but instead I’m here. Bitchless.”
“It was wet inside, and it only gave me three quarters!”
me: wait wait wait what was JFK's first name again?
my friend: idk... wasn't it Johnnedy Kennedy?
me: god i'm so glad my lungs don't lick each other
my friend: i want to do a case study on you
my sister: i love you
me: i'm watching a cinnamon toast crunch ad