Jacob: You're pretty dumb.
Stanley: Thanks.
Jacob: Why are you thanking me? I just insulted you.
Stanley: All I heard was "You're pretty", I'm focusing on the positives in life.
Stanley: *Clearly high* Do you ever get like... Irritated by flower powder?
Jacob: You mean pollen...
Stanley: ...
Stanley: Flower powder.
Stanley: I hate you with every inch of my body.
Jacob: Those are not many inches.
Stanley: You're smiling. Did something good happen today?
Jacob: Can't I just smile because I feel good about it?
Dina: Syd fell at school today.
Stanley: How much did you spend on this date?
Jacob: $1400. But all if it's on credit cards, so it's like $5 a month for the next 2,000 years.
Stanley: ...
Jacob: Go fuck yourself.
Stanley: Fuck me yourself, you coward.
Jacob: *Already taking off his clothes* You asked for this.
Stanley: This is the weirdest foreplay ever.
Syd: *To Miles* You and Fraser are cute together
Miles: Aw thanks Syd
Syd: But you’re not as cute as Jacob and Stan
Miles: *Sighing* I know
[Stanley and Jacob texting]
Jacob: What are you doing?
Stanley: Laying in bed, what are you doing?
Jacob: Eating cereal.
Stanley: Ha ha nice, what would you do if I was in bed next to you?
Jacob: Eat my cereal.
Stanley: Lol I mean if the cereal wasn't there.
Jacob: Go get cereal?
Syd: What do you get when you mix a hormonally unbalanced and emotionally unstable person with a little ray of sunshine?
Stanley: Do i look like i know?
Syd: I’m talking about you and Jacob!
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Jacob: Spell "me*
Stanley: M - E
Jacob: You forgot the D
Stanley: What? There is no D in me
Jacob: Not yet
Stanley: *Walks through the door carrying a big box*
Syd: What's in the box? A robotic girlfriend?
Stanley: I don't need a robotic girlfriend, I assure you, in twenty years I will be Jacob's second husband.
Jacob: What will happen to my first husband?
Stanley: Nothing you can prove.
Stanley: Let's play the 20 questions.
Jacob: Fine, what is your favorite color?
Stanley: Triangle, do you like boys?
Stanley Barber: Do you want to know your gay name?
Jacob Thrombey: My gay name?
Stanley Barber: Yes, it is your first name.
Jacob Thrombey: Very funny.
Stanley Barber: *Crouched on his knee* And my last name.
Jacob Thrombey: Oh God...
Stan Uris: I'm cold.
Bill: Oh, take my sweater *Put his coat on Stan*
Stan Uris: Thanks *Hugs Bill*
Stanley Barber: Hmmm... I'm cold too.
Jacob Thrombey: *Without stopping to see his cell phone* And what does it matter to me?
Stanley Barber: Fuck you.