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Batman Ninja vs Yakuza League : Let's talk about it
A follow up from that post
As I said yesterday, I did watch Batman Ninja vs Yakuza League. I have opinions !
Ok, seriously I find this second movie better than the first, but is it because I was crocheting ? We'll never know. But no mecha this time, only some kind of power ranger shit with batphoenix. btw, speaking of batphoenix, can someone explain this ??
WHY IS THERE A MOUTH ON RED HOOD'S HELMET ?!?
Oh, and Bruce's voice changed. I like it better this time tbh. More depth. All characters have. Except... Damian. Still a no for me.
Like the animation a bit better, it wasn't only CGI this time I think, and a lot of reference to the style of anime in the 80s/90s. That was nice.
And we got this :
Best Red Hood suit in my opinion. Love when they do it this way (we have both ways in the movie, just prefer that one).
Not a lot to complain this time, as I said, I find the movie better, except the villain is predictable (like come on ? Calling Batman "detective" ? There's only one person to do so !) but the story is coherent, and well done. So yeah, definitely go see that one. I feel like you don't really need the first one, they explain what happened a lot, but it can help. So yeah, that's it, no real rent from me.
(I'm actually thinking about reviewing more movies in the future, but maybe not alway DC... But probably a lot. Are people interested in a blog like that ???)
DC should have let them kiss
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A real conversation I had with my sister about Green Lantern…
Me: (talking to my sister) You said the Green Lanterns are like space cops right?
Sis: Yup.
Me: Then why do they suck at their job?
Sis: …Uuhhhh…
Me: Like, they let Krypton explode and let everyone on Tamaran get enslaved.
Sis: The GL core is like one cop watching over all of New York City, Things are gonna fall through the cracks.
Me: Those are some big-assed-cracks… but doesn’t every planet have, like, 3 green lanterns?
Sis: Nope. Those three are for the entire solar system.
Me: 3 guys for 8 planets?!
Sis: Yup. Like I said, things fall through the cracks.
Green Lantern Corps by Mark Spears
DC's Hispanic Heritage Month variant covers by Pablo Villalobos
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loving these headcanons!! <3
im adding more:
-kyle would definitely keep a pokemon deck with him at all times
-the lanterns tried to beat minecraft together one time and it failed horribly
-the lanterns are still confused on how simon is the only lantern batman tolorates.
-the alien GLs know more earth songs like “another one bites the dust”, “dont stop me now”, “im still standing”, “toxic”, “wannabe”, “say my name” and "i want it that way” because the GLs just breaks into song EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
-the alien GL’s know vines because sometimes the GLs would quote them. (adding to this, whenever the GL’s mess something up at oa, the aliens nearby collectively say “ADAM”)
-guy has a collection of stickers and gives the stickers to the GLs.
-tai does competitive trampolining
-the guardians had to ban trampolines one time because tai was using them to freaking jump high into the sky in oa, freaking out the GL’s. (adding to this, an alien thought he was the messiah or something)
-during a mission, tai sang “chug jug with you” and “revenge” while he defeated an alien army with john because he’s a meme kid
some random lanternfam headcanons:
all of them have extreme cases of “jet lag” every time they’re on earth since the concept of day & night doesn’t really exist in space
john makes dad jokes. and laughs at his own dad jokes
carol and john are both really good at the deadpan, totally straight-faced kind of sarcasm. the two of them have managed to totally convince kyle that kilowog is actually the king of his planet
(meanwhile kilowog wonders why rayner has started bowing every time they see each other, but he’s not questioning it)
the earth lanterns have randomly broken out into song so often that a lot of the alien GLs now know all the lyrics to Stayin’ Alive
hal and guy have an unspoken competition to eat the grossest alien foods. john is constantly worried for their safety
the other lanterns all have to put up with simon and jessica’s mutual pining and it drives them nuts
(hal and carol have flashbacks to when guy and john were going through the same phase)
sometimes the others will forget that guy used to be a teacher, and then he absentmindedly does something like give them little sticker constructs
carol still eats cheap takeout almost every day but she will absolutely spend her CEO money on buying a billboard near hal’s house just to print “Green Lantern Sucks!” on it
simon learned a bunch of magic tricks for his nephew and is really good at them, especially card tricks. he once saved himself and jess from being arrested by aliens with an impressive sleight-of-hand, and he’s ridiculously proud of that fact
jessica randomly bought a yankee candle for guy because “it made me think of you” and guy had to hold back tears
john plays minecraft, and he’s the kind of guy who makes really elaborate buildings and sculptures and redstone contraptions. he’s an architect, okay? it’s fun
kyle and jess also play minecraft together, but only with a pokemon mod
including earth, guy and john have gotten married on 31 separate planets and counting