Jesus Chris Superstar - Blog Posts
Been a while since I’ve posted anything Metalocalypse related but I was thinking about the time I heard that some of the songs in the Doomstar Requiem were inspired by the musical Jesus Christ Superstar
And now that I’m doing backstage work for Jesus Christ Superstar that’s all I can really think about
JCS Incorrect Quotes
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Jesus: What is your biggest weakness?
Judas: I can be uncooperative.
Jesus: Okay, can you give me an example?
Judas: No.
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Judas: Jesus and I have the kind of easy chemistry where we finish each other's-
Jesus: Sentences.
Judas: Don't interrupt me.
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Judas: Must be hard not being able to laugh
Mary: I do have a sense of humor you know
Judas: I’ve never heard you laugh before
Mary: I’ve never heard you say anything funny
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Simon: I'm incredibly fast at math.
Mary: Alright, what's 30x17?
Simon: 47
Mary: That's not even close.
Simon: But it was fast.
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Peter: Ok, maybe playing ‘whose family is most dysfunctional’ wasn’t the best idea we’ve had. Judas has been crying in the bathroom for an hour. We can’t get him out...
(GIF ain't mine)
Jesus: Why did you throw that? Now I'm sad :(
Judas: ...
Jesus: Judas... the blanket has feelings too...
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The Blanket: Hello. I'm filing a complaint against one of your followers
Jesus: Sure. Which one?
The Blanket: Judas >:(
Jesus:
Jesus: ... Sorry, our compliant system isn't working right now, we will fix it soon
The Blanket: When will you fix it?!
Jesus: *hangs up*... That was close
Source: The JCS brainworms of my brain
Some Día de Muertos x JCS fanart I did, originally I was only to share them on the jcs discord server but I thought, who does it harm to put them here?
Catrina Melry and Catrin Timdas
And I also did an altar for the Judases, '73 Judas, Timdas, Jeromdas, Bluedas, Swedas and Amstedas
Swedas' offering is semla, the dessert the jcs server decided was his favorite
Simon: *has a child safety teather*
Mary: Is that a leash?
Jesus: No, it is a child safety teather, let’s go Simon
Judas: It’s a leash, don’t judge us
Judas: Simon is going through a phase, gosh, at least we hope it’s a phase
Jesus: He bolts every chance he gets, so we had no choice than to put him on a child safety teather
Judas: …
Judas: It’s a leash... and we did have a choice