Jjk Brainrot - Blog Posts
guys…. the ideas in my head rn…. for smaus….
WHY DO I HAVE TO HAVE A JOB💔💔💔
gunna grind them all for yall tm for REAL😮💨
oKAY i’m thinking either…. you being a new student at jjh or you having the opposite cursed technique style as them…. might try and does a SMAU series involving both🫦💫🤍
WAIT ALSO DOES ANYONE KNOW HOW TO MAKE SMAU GROUP TEXTS i want to start a series and idk how to make the far group texts if u do hit me up i’ll sell u my liver or my first born 😘😘😘😘 thankkkss
i wish i was kidding tho HOW DO U DO THEM jdhdidjdkd im a fucking BOOMER I GUESS
*sigh* ....
*SIGHHHH*
UGGGGHHHHHH GIRLLLL 😫😫😫😫😫
why are you so good at this?! 🤨☝️ please never stop doing smaus coz i wanna eat them all and stuff you in my pocket 😻😻😻😻😻🤞🤞🤞😋😋😋
i love ur works SO MUCH 😝😝😝🗣📢💯👅💥
ILYSM MARRY MEEEUUUHHHHH 🤞🤞🤞😻😻😻
ERMMMM 😋😋😋😼 …M….MY TWINENEM🤞🏼🐺i’m literally gunna eat YOU like dis hope u don’t mind doeee😋😘🤍😘😘😻
i’m crying and throwing up over here btw bc of ur compliment 😼😼😼😂👍🏼🤙🏼 kitten daddy is digitally proposing btw 🫦💍🤞🏼
PSA CHAT…. U FOLLOWED A FREAK😼🐺… U GONNA HAVE TO SEE FREAK CONTENT! all the haters gotta up their freak game on god!!!!!!!!! 🙄
jk love yallll (u esp m😘😻)
* ੈ✩‧₊˚ clueless! smau
summary: the 1st and 2nd year boys are in love with you- and you... well... you're clueless.
warnings: f!reader, sfw, megumi is slightly emotionally constipated, fluff/crack
includes: yuji itadori, megumi fushiguro, and toge inumaki
* ੈ✩‧₊˚ PHEW 😮💨 i pumped these smaus OUT in like a day (def not while i was at work)😋
* ੈ✩‧₊˚ hope u guys liked :,) as ALWAYS u can always send me suggestions, asks, or recs <3
* ੈ✩‧₊˚ art creds and character rants below line LMAO
* ੈ✩‧₊˚ i am ALWAYS spreading chronically online toge propaganda
* ੈ✩‧₊˚ jk it's alr canon he a TROLL!!!
* ੈ✩‧₊˚megumi doing things he canonically dislikes: eating mochi (dislikes sweets) and reading fiction (non-fiction fan) is just so perfect jshdihais
* ੈ✩‧₊˚ ACOTAR REFERENCE ANYONE 😏😼 megumi being an emotionally constipated and reserved biddie is… honestly just cannon tbh
* ੈ✩‧₊˚ yuji pfp art: @11101AM on twt; megumi pfp art: @deltanpopo on twt; toge pfp art: jjk anime heh
* ੈ✩‧₊˚ header art link: https://pin.it/4mKbzO9tW
How the different jjk characters would react to you threatening to hit them (affectionately ofc)
Gojo: "don't threaten me with a good time"
Geto: side eyes you and calls you a worthless monkey.
Nanami: walks away bc he doesn't have the time to entertain your bullshit he's employed.
Shoko: would slap you back
Toji: "dont make threats you cant keep woman" but he would stop whatever he's doing bc this is your house and he cant risk being kicked out. (He wouldn't easily find someone else as mentally fucked as you to let him stay rent free)
Choso: would lowk start yapping abt you being similar to yujis very close personal friend megumi.
Sukuna: would set you on fire
Mahito: would turn you into a ping pong ball to use when playing against Kenjaku
Can you tell I made this bc I was inspired by gojo the freak.