Jon Matteson - Blog Posts
Are. Are we winning dikrats??
friend shaped half-fly/half-man
I wish they would have Jon play more insane people. I really need to see more of him crashing tf out
VENUS!VENUS!VENUS!VENUS!
This is me every time I see Richie Lipschitz
i'm sorry but this man's character has given me the worst case of brainrot ffs
sorry for the shit quality lol
i dont know what invoked me to create this
Fucking obsessed with this picture. Its so haunting and yet so beautiful. Paul looks scared and confused but almost accepting of his fate. The piercing blue eyes we always joke about pure black. He looks so alive because of the imperfections but also not real because of the lighting. He is staring right at us like its our fault. Or maybe its us that he's scared of. This is art.
Ah yes Coey (the ship name for Joey and Corey, probably)
JON MATTESON SINGING NERDY PRUDES MUST DIE?!? *I* MIGHT DIE OMG
RAAAAAAHHHHHHH I’M GONNA GO FERAL OVER THIS,,,IT’S GONNA BE MY NEW PERSONALITY
(sorry for all the shouting recently,I’m very excited)
ITS ICBIBALLTAY DAY!!!!!
Y'all I just thought about Jon singing Let It Out and Inevitable almost 7 years later after all that vocal training and his vocal improvement?!? HE'S GONNA SOUND SO GOOD!! 😩
—cinderella's castle puppet appreciation post ☆
Very underrated duo i gotta say
I had to pause a few times so I just finished the livestream, Joey remembering everything and Lauren remembering nothing was hilarious I love them both so much
this is so specific but so accurate
how does starkid even cast jon for anything. he's played (to name a few):
a guy trapped in his own worst nightmare
the same guy but in winter
a rich asshole
a cultist
an eldritch god
the human version of said eldritch god
an autistic high schooler
a sex maniac whose entire job is to prevent sex
i’m in that half
This is half of the fandom rn
i love this
for doodles: your jon matteson cinematic universe interacting because im actually so obsessed with them
You’re giving me an opportunity to explain my new hc and dynamic ideas so here we go
+ bc some people on my last jon matteson-verse post said it would make sense (and funny), Boy Jerry and Gary are now twins. But they don’t really like each other
+ on the other hand bc of Jon’s newest lore drop about Trevor, Richie n Trevor are twins now and Daniel (stopwatch) is their little brother (or cousin idk)
+ meanwhile Paul is too much of an Only Child™️ to me but he still get caught up by the family’s mess
This family is a mess man, family gathering is wild
Bonus:
Wiggly overseeing this family:
real
Uncle Paul 🤝 Richie Lipschitz : Meowing for no reason
TRANS AND AUTISM WIN AHAHAHHDHAHSHJAHAHHDJA
Okay but Jon agreeing that he sees Richie as trans-coded yesterday on stream and that he sees Paul as autistic-coded today on stream? We literally just keep winning
honestly feel like Paul is the only one who isn’t in the fucking freak category 😭
Shout-outs to Jon Matteson for either playing the most generic men alive or absolute fucking freaks