Konami: Could you be anymore annoying?
Karasuma: Easily.
Karasuma: If you had to separate your dog from 49 other identical dogs that were all equally excited to see you, how would you determine which dog was yours?
Hyuse: I would take my 50 dogs home and live like a king.
Yotaro: Can we have ice cream for breakfast?
Karasuma, who already ate all the ice cream for breakfast: That’s not a proper meal.
Konami: [ Stirring a pot of water over a hot stove ] Why won’t the goddamn water boil already????
Karasuma, who’s been slipping ice cubes in every few minutes when Konami turns her back: Gosh, I have no idea.
Konami: Hyuse hasn’t stopped staring through the window since the storm started.
Karasuma: Should we let him in.