THIS IS KIND OF LATE, BUT I WANT TO CALL OUT @thedarkdruid FOR WISHING MY ASSHOLE OF A DEMON OC A HAPPY BIRTHDAY TODAY I REALLY APPRECIATE IT AND BIRTHDAY DRAWINGS WILL COME I PROMISE
I WAS LITERALLY IN TEARS EARLIER TY SO MUCH MAN VAIN SUCKS SO MUCH HE'S A FUCKING DICK
Hey, I'm home from my trip! Here's STO: Hollow Knight
• slashy, slashy
• S T A G
• so cute
• HE SITS IN THE TINY SEAT AAAAA
• ooo forest
• Great!! Music!!
• shrubgrub!!!
• THE NOISES AAA
• Bug birds!
• RED CLOAK BUG COME BACK
• oof injured, need to go back
• Those are Grub-man's babies!
• Grub-man throws coins at me!
• wtf do i do now?
• Gonna go buy that expensive ass key from Sly --
• -- ugh, grinding for money
• EXACTLY 950 GEO BITCH GIVE ME THAT KEY
• What do you mean I don't have any regrets?
• hold on i have more money now
• Finally bought that rancid egg!
• aaand i don't know what to do with it
• but i have an egg
• I FOUND WHERE I'M SUPPOSED TO GO
You can't stab me if I'm baby!
We continue the adventures of @jumbleytumbles and I, with me stabbing them for being noisy baby
• Spooky music
• What's that little ghost thing? It's me! I killed myself!
• alright, round two motherfuckers
• ,,, and I died, again.
• git gud, scrub (I'm trying)
• Gotta say, "Hi" to Quirrel
• Damn it, I fell again
• That's me in the corner, dead
• Right, round three fucko
• Haha! Third time's the charm. Eat my dirt.
• Wait, False Knight actually looks kinda sad dead.
• THE MACE WAS OLD MAN JENKINS THIS WHOLE TIME
• c o n s u m e
• bitch ass snail man and his stupid ass gate
• cute bug armadillo
• I DIED
• "Stop spitting your damn babies at me!"
• N A I L
• Say, "Hi" to Quirrel agai -- he's not there.
• Enter the v o i d -- I mean Dirtmouth.
Small Update: Found someone called False Knight, and they kicked my ass.
• The sound design, atmosphere, and graphics are AMAZING. I love the art style.
• Had to remap my controls, though. It didn't make a lot of sense??? That's fine, though. I do that with a lot of games.
• The main character is adorable. I have no idea what their name is, so they're just being called Knight for now.
• Have I mentioned the art style is wonderful??
• And the sound???
• I have? Cool.
• Met Elderbug; he's chill
• Found a guy named Quirrel, and he's cool
• Found the shopkeeper; I think his name is Sly??? I think there was something weird going on with him; I have no clue. Outrageous prices at his shop, though.
• Met the mapmaker guy and his wife; cool couple, but man Cornifer needs to pay some attention to Iselda.
• Killed a boss, I think. All I remember is the subtitle of Mother, and it looked like a fly. It also exploded with little fly guys.
• Might have found a mini boss? Big bug that sends shockwaves, and has a big sword. Killed him too.
• Killing the tiny bugs that don't fight back makes me feel bad; they didn't do anything to me. I try to avoid them, unless I need health really bad.
• Found these one-eyed, worm guys in glass cases that make cute noises when they see me. I like them; they're cute. I'm also letting them out of the jars or whatever they're in, because they're nice.
• I still have no idea what is going on.
Hey look, it's me!
@jumbleytumbles expressing that September feel
Fic that appears to be an AU where the characters have a little low stakes meet cute and are having a sweet little romance, only for it to be revealed that no, this is in-universe and they both have amnesia and all the other characters are trying to find them and are losing their fucking shit