destieled too close to the sun and forgot real canon couples are a real thing. was watching something else and the couple kissed and i was thrown so off guard.
Not the Amphibia series finale teaching me it’s okay for things to change and to move forward and then Rise of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles movie releasing three months later
I still 100% believe it’s getting a third season though
who tf decided to put masks on the bus as decor
I haven't drawn in a while, so as a way to satisfy my love for both Welcome Home and Warrior Cats. Have this. :3
(I'll probably draw more)
I hope you like it!
(wakes up) I should be writing
(in class) I should be writing
(having lunch) I should be writing
(waiting for the bus) I should be writing
(at home) I should be doing my homework
(not doing homework) I should be writing
(opens laptop)
(stares at empty Obsidian page)
(thinks about a Concept for some time)
(scrolls through social media)
(gets ready for bed)
(in bed) I should be writi
Names after your Father and Godfather, Very good choices, would also cause Mcgonagall grief in having not one, but two Marauders back at Hogwarts in one body. 10/10
Named after the guy who had you raised for slaughter, and the other guy who was obsessed with your mother and bullied you and your friends to the point that he was the biggest fear of the friend who KILLED THE SNAKE. -100/10
Named after your mother and a friend. Harry got to name 2/3 children, let Ginny name 1 at least, also I think Mcgonagall deserved a child named since out of Her, Snape, and Dumbledore, she was the only one who really gave a sh*t about the student's safety. 6/10
Completely random, and for context I'm currently sick with something
But don't y'all just hate it when you cough up a sneeze?
Like everyone has their own type of sneeze, small sneezes, dad sneezes, silent sneezes, but like ever had "cough a sneeze" type sneeze?
It lowkey hurts 🤧
Also I've been doing this type of plan for a story and creating a world, would anybody be interested in having a look at what I've done so far?
(since I haven't posted in a few days, thought that might be something I could post about for a bit if anyone was interested)
everytime i like/look at something nsfw i feel guilty because like wtf am i doing 😭
Story time, bc guys??!?, I don’t think y’all get it. Last night I had a nightmare, but not the kind you think!!
I was at Palmetto State (for some reason) but I WASNT ME I WAS AARON MINYARD. And yeah, fine. I can handle that, I love Aaron, but I was walking up some stairs outside on campus passing Andrew, and he looked weird. Like something was off, and that made me alert and worried (despite me being Aaron) bc Andre’s face is always so stoic, but for SOME REASON, something was off and so as he passed I turned back and was like “Hey, is everything okay?”
Cause ig I have nothing better to say, y’know? And he turns to me- we are both STILL on the stairs- and he RUSHES AT ME BUT NOT TO ATTACK ME?!???!?!
AND HE HUGS ME??????
AND THEN I PULL BACK A BIT AND ANDREW FUCKING MINYARD IS SOBBING HIS EYES OUT
And I woke up in the MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT my heart was FUCKING RACING???? LIKE???? WHAT??? MY HANDS WERE SHAKING AND EVERYTHING????
AND I THINK ITS TOTALLY VALID BC ANDREW MINYARD- THE ONE WE KNOW- DOES. NOT. CRY.
AND WOULD CERTAINLY NEVER INITIATE THAT KIND OF PHYSICAL CONTACT LIKE THAT WITH AARON
So, yeah. That’s how my night went. And then after waking up at like 4 in the morning and finally falling back to sleep, I had to wake up at 6am regardless for work at 7 ✌️😋
Whoever is actively praying on my downfall,
Count your motherfuckin’ days.
yall my English teacher sent out our vocab sheet and one of the words is marauder...
"Who is your favorite among the Strawhats?"
My friend was using preserved photosynthesis to charge his phone today
summary: you’re the only survivor on a failed mission on a planet full of ruthless, blood thirsty creatures. you almost give into your fate but when you come across a being who seems to be kind, you give into him instead.
pairing: jungkook x female reader
genre: alien au, sci-fi, smut, horror
warning tags: another time jump, lactation kink, titty sucking :>, also about the ending…i couldn’t myself lol: blood, murder, death (not main character, dw), mind communication (in italics), memory erasing
word count: 7.5k
a/n: and…scene D: i really hope you guys enjoyed mating call! my baby <3 my first ever completed series…SO bittersweet because i don’t want it to end O_O this was also the longest thing i’ve ever written for this series so forgive me if there’s mistakes LOL. i’ll try and make it a habit from now on to edit my working (although that’s not a promise olol) i love you all so much. thank you for supporting mating call!
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“Lyra! Get down here, please!” You shout throughout the house, loud enough for your teenaged daughter to hear.
It’s been six years since your return to earth, and things have been far better than you initially anticipated them to be. Jungkook grew accustomed to Earth and human values rather quickly with the help of you; he was careful and quick to pick up on the way they saw things as opposed to the barbaric ways of his kind. Jungkook had always had a softer heart, so it wasn’t the hardest task for him.
Other things came a little slower to him though, like controlling his abilities around people. There had been one too many times where he had accidentally communicated through his mind with others and that nearly drove them into insanity, needless to there were plenty of booked in therapy sessions because of him. At the start, whenever he felt even a little mad or just protective of you, his tentacles would threaten to appear, one time all four shooting out at full length completely. He’s lucky that only happened one time, because he was able to convince the guy that none of it ever really happened.
Other than that, it took him around a year to get used to not using them in public, as he could comfortably be himself at home. For a while it meant he would simply just walk around the house with them hovering around him, which had almost given your mother a heart attack initially, but she didn’t have to worry about it much longer.
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Random post, Why isn't whenever Frylock leaves to get the milk(/j), he NEVER takes meatwad with him? He leaves that mf faster then Branch's brothers did to branch
"poly141" Where. Is. GAZ.
WHY R U SO MEAN WHADDID I DO 2 U DAWG...
(but thank you </3)
No but seriously that looks yummy AS FUCK. would love to shove that into my largest face hole.
🍰: delivery for @stitchwraith-stingers , @drinkabletoxicdishsoap , and @friedbrainzz !
📝: You guys are literally so awesomesauce. All your thoughts are so cool about the characters and your ideas make me filled with joy. Each time i get a notification from you i jump up and clack my heals and do a silly dance. Have these splendid treats from me. Except for you Aspen i hope you get by a bus /heavy
From: @ilikemicrowaves
My friend was using preserved photosynthesis to charge his phone today
Fym this isn’t what happened during the epilogue in Avernus?
the difference in interactions when a group is active is like so... Because like on record he was the closest to mark but their personalities don't match. Onscreen he was mark's bugaboo but like as soon as the jig was up it was like they act like 3rd cousin /step siblings. With Lucas he actually wrestled him, which he's never done before with a group member so that's like the most normal male bond he's had. Eggso is like obsessed with the skinship fanservice to the point I don't even know how fans react anymore. They just keep pushing the boundaries. He was trained in that 2nd 3rd gen style of fanservice inspired by Japanese fanservice which is extreme. For me it's like a psychological phenomenon to observe. But it's always the lack of emotion for me. Studying american celebs and how they are in relationship makes it so obvious to see kdolls have BOUNDARIES heavy ones, there's things from debut to retirement they won't do. They might grind and have fun but there's limits. It's different for each person. Sadly people only analyze for what they wanna see. pout pout.
bonus round
taeyong and him were like so adorbs they had such a special bond i cry. like I wanna analyze them but like..i dunno. I just don't like the shipping thing why can't people appreciate a special bond between two people without making it smexual. People are terrible. It was just so funny how in kai's mind him and taemin were gonna be the one's who stuck together in the group and taemin was like nope and started mingling with new people. Then he tried to cling to baekyun and he was busy being the leader. Ten may have intimidated him a bit because he's very out there and free. I caught mark scolding him multiple times and telling him to get off his phone. Hilarity. So then he realized Taeyong was an option and ..wah there's so many things. All fluff aside I think they may have boxed it out a few times and I think sm should release that footage
My headcanon: Sinister Mark/Invincible loves the "Human Centipede" trilogy of movies
He's freak asf (he would watch this like comedy)