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Magical girl Raph AU I thought of last night for funsies
Current lore -
Raph went on a solo patrol one night and got stuck in a weird illegal mystic trade. During the battle, he got blasted with some magic from a weird artifact that is now permanently binded to him.
He freaks out, finishes the beat down, goes home and then just doesn’t tell anyone (dumbass /aff)
The artifact lays dormant for a few days until he is out on patrol again with his brothers. We he goes to activate his mystic powers, he accidentally activates the artifact too and has his magical girl transformation.
When his brothers come to find him, he tries to explain his situation but then realizes that they don’t even recognize him (silly magic spell prevents him from being recognized)
So now Raph has to worry about his Raph self and magical girl (name pending, he doesn’t know what else to call it) self without letting his brothers know he is both (for no particular reason other than he doesn’t want them to know he sort of failed a mission)
Kind of suspicious he stopped using his mystic powers during regular patrol though, huh? (The brothers I feeling rather sussed out)
Yes I know half of them are flat.
no one asked for this, it’s dumb as fuck, and i think it’s funny, so here you are:
tumblr made the image limit 30 so i am absolutely abusing this.
also sorry for any weird image formatting. 30 imgs is only compatible on desktop so mobile, which has better drag & drop functions just gets all fucked up.
✤ 𝐭𝐱𝐭 𝐫𝐱𝐧𝐬 𝐭𝐨 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐢𝐦𝐚𝐠𝐞
warnings: suggestive content? idk what was going thru my head with these tbh but here you are.
ft. diluc, heizou, aether, albedo, thoma, zhongli
diluc
heizou
aether
albedo
thoma
zhongli
ok yeah i'll probably do more at some point, ok bye-
It'll be out someday, I promise
hey can you do me a favor and start that project that you wanted to work on please I am begging you to do the first step
literally only the first step
you only have to do the first step
PLEASE PLEASE I'M BEGGING YOU SO MUCH
like if it's an art project open your art software or gather materials
If it requires reaching out to someone just send that email or whatever
If it's writing please make an outline
etc etc you know what the project is please start it please PLEASE
PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA PLEASE
PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE
Danny, de aged to like 4 and wondering around the alleys of Gotham after running away from his home dimension and his "responsibilities" as a superhero, "I need a parent. Like an actual parent who will care about me."
Just then, Red Robin lands on a pile of garbage bags and groans, knocked out. Danny smiles and yells up at the sky, "Thank you!"
Another bat makes it to the edge of the roof just in time to see Danny pulling Red Robin through a wall by his cape.
Later, when the bats track him down they try to take Tim back only for thier hands to go through him when they try to grab him. Danny, in all his little kid logic yells, "No! He's my dad now!" >:(
There are few things in this existence as perfect as a McDonald's sprite
If anyone is into Destiel Mafia - AU, I’ve read this several times because it’s damn good.
Me today cause it’s snowing 🌨️🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭🌨️🌨️🌨️
having a peaceful Friday night (watching lotr behind the scenes footage)
do you thing shiggy ever thought that LOV is love???
Your husband loves you and I love your body. He can put up with your bullshit and I'll give you this bull dick. Send me a pic if you're ready to be used, tits and tongue out for Daddy.
Hello hello, Stanley here!
Normally I wouldn’t share this kinda stuff, but this is important to me- Marvin’s Marvelous Mechanical Museum is in danger of being demolished, and it would hurt those who love it for what it is and those who have yet to go. I personally want to go, and if this happens, I, along with many others, might never be able to. please share and/or sign this if you can! /nfaa https://chng.it/YFKL52rnY5
OBSESSED with a reader who is so stupidly oblivious you wanna strangle them. With someone trying to hit on them, be it shy and subtle or loud and extravagant, and they just don't get it. Something else they don't get. Why the other character gets so flustered when they so easily hum 'Mm, that's nice, darlin' or 'thanks, love'.
PLEASE. More characters who use nicknames like it's people's proper names. Who is an idiot when it comes to love, not in a soft submissive way, but in a way that they just love so much the have trouble discerning the lines of romantic and platonic.
function idea: you, me, and da boys licking and sucking on art donaldson, driving lamborghinis, and eating chicken tikka masala in the yacutzi 🔥🔥🔥🔥
Kanye gotta eat
Yes, indeed. Mmmm!
Thank God for women…
https://youtu.be/mXOTJ-tluUU
- Woman, Amen
OK lock in. I had another idea so I doodled out another messy comic... Hear me out.
Soulmate AU The kind with the names on the wrist!
Robotnik had been soulmate-less for a couple decades before it finally showed up on his wrist but at that point he was over it. Hes already jaded with the idea of love and longing for family.
Meanwhile Stone was brought to an orphanage where they had his name surgically removed from his wrist when he was very young. He doesnt remember the name that was there.
When they meet, Robotnik smacks Stones hand and feels the connection between them but is confused as to why the name is different and thinks Stone is some type of plant for GUN to manipulate him or something...
But he also kinda likes the feeling he gets when he touches Stone and gets a little addicted to it... sort of like he enjoys the jolt of the quill. For Stone he just knows being around Robotnik makes him happy no matter how much Robotnik smacks him around.
Since Stone is always wearing suits, Robotnik never saw Stones wrist until Stone put up his sleeves while helping Rob recover from his injuries. When he asks about it he also learns a little about why he himself never had someone adopt him (he didnt have a soul mark until he was in his like 20s) and also he suspects that maybe Stones name isnt actually his real name.
Blah blah shenanigans s3, explosion, Rob is miraculously alive still... w/e. When hes finally back on earth and he knows how he feels about Stone he decides to go out of his way to learn who Stone is and find out about his family to finally learns Stones real name to confirm hes THE ONE. (+finding out Stones parents died in a crash (or w/e) and Stone as an infant miraculously survived! So he definitely WASNT abandoned.(Had he been abandoned Rob woulda dealt with them))
Rob has great news to share with his very pessimistic, way-too-understanding-as-long-as-Ivo-is-Happy-its-ok Soul Mate.
And thats all I got..
Anyways I couldnt think of a name for Stone... You can suggest them if youd like.. Im not continuing this tho, I just thought it was a fun idea.
i'm trying to prove a point to my mom
reblog if you love killing and eating innocent civilians
One thing I’ve noticed is that I’ve always been on a different “wavelength” than everyone else, like I’m an outsider observing everything even when I’m among my friends. It feels like there’s always a thin film separating me from everyone else, like I’m some sort of different species. I feel like a silent protagonist: everyone else is an NPC who knows their lines, who has their own scripts and schedules, and I’m drifting between them, and if I interact with them, I’m throwing an entire system out of whack.