Shshehw this is CANNON
small brain: nie huaisang owns pretty songbirds and is a birdwatcher
normal brain: nie huaisang owns parrots and crows too
big brain: nie huaisang, with his love of birds, is a falconer in his spare time and has birds of prey hanging out in qinghe. They all hate JGY who is well aware of this dilemma
galaxy brain: nie huaisang owns a (horrible) goose. It behaves for him and him alone. Everyone else is convinced its a demon from hell but NHS refuses to listen