Disney peaked with the Emperor’s New Groove
I’m not sure my band director sleeps he has a cat and a kitten he got this winter break
Apparently his cat can play every instrument known to man better than we can play them especially the brass maybe because our director plays trombone or just because Trumpets. No explanation needed
Boy do I have a story to tell. One day, my band director (we'll call him Mr. Finger (an inside joke)), was teaching the fall semester concert band class and he got a little sidetracked.
Mr Finger: Connor, I had a really weird dream about you last night.
Connor, the lead alto saxophone and drum major: What
Mr Finger: So we were at band rehearsal and for some reason, it was at my mom's house. Her backyard was really huge, like football field huge, and I asked the drum majors to draw yard lines. But they were really bad yard lines. So I called Connor and Ashley over and was like, yo, redo this yard lines. Connor, get the tape measurer. But Connor flipped OUT on me and said, "I DON'T KNOW WHERE THE TAPE MEASURER IS!! THIS ISN'T MY HOUSE!! WHY WOULD I KNOW WHERE IT IS??" (Note: Connor is a very nice person to adults so this is strangely out of character). So, I told Connor to come into my office, which was actually my mom's kitchen. I told him to sit on the ground but it was cold, so I gave him a pink fuzzy comforter. Here's where it gets blurry, because I also remember Connor's parents showing up in an Oscar Meyer Weenie Van and having hotdog kids. Weird dream. Anyway-
The Class: stunned because wtf was that
I was told this story at rehearsal that day. Fast forward a little bit into clarinet sectionals. Connor is looking at the award cases and my friend asks,
"hey, are you looking for the measuring tape??"
Connor: *most terrifying death glare ever (he is a skinny white boy)*
My friend: *actually starts crying*
Anyway
playing dragon age: you have 64 different dialog and approval pages open at all the times bcs you need to carefully plan your team for every goddamn mission so you know what sort of lies you need to spout to achieve maximum approval. say “i think that murdering and torturing mages for fun is a bit unnecessary” without thinking who you have around you and suddenly half of your friends are like “-98465389 approval” and they will probably stab you in your sleep next night
playing mass effect: you can literally slaughter random people, betray your friends, murder families of your friends, murder the friends of your friends, murder your friends, torture people for shit and giggles and generally be objectively the worst person alive and ur team will be just like “haha Shep what the shit, that was a little extreme but i trust in your judgement, i lov you :)”